Today, I got a letter in the mail about my periodic health assessment for active duty soldiers. I came back positive for two curable STD's that are extremely common on Fort Polk. I haven't had sex with anyone but my wife. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went in for a routine check up. I also found out I have an incurable STD and that I’m pregnant. I’ve been married to my husband for seven years and have never had sex with anyone else in my entire life. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Today, I found out my ex gave me an STI. Today I also found out I'm allergic to the medication. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so that we can finally have sex. Turns out I have one. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, I got a call from my doctor telling my I tested positive for an STI (first time in my fucking life). Mind you, I got the call while my dermatologist was cutting open my butt cheek to drain an abscess. I also got told on top of the new hole in my ass and the STI that I also have a yeast infection. Happy Monday. FML
Today, as a going away present after five years of military service and one combat tour, the hospital scheduled me for a prostate exam. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor went through the normal questions, then paused for a moment and jotted something down. Later when I got back my report from the checkup, I noticed that the doctor had checked the "no" box by "sexually active." She didn't even ask me that. FML
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Ligerie 0
Being a military wife I know most of the women that surround me are ******.....
fretforyerlatte 0
guess the cat's out of the bag?
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Comments (134)
fretforyerlatte 0
guess the cat's out of the bag?
iKaite 0
Or out of the sack... as it were.
iKaite 0
The pussy is out the sack! *Feels clever*
nadirecur 0
More like out of the panties.
unlucky_angel02 0
nice
dikinass 0
More like ****.
ImaBmyLonurTees 0
Unfortunately, that's how a lot of women are these days. And many of them live in Leesville. Well people in general are like that these days...That's really shitty OP.
giggity123 0
sadame eeeee
danyfuckinheatle 0
your wife was fuckimg big black guys.
karafrickenmona 0
165... It's also pretty likely that if they got married that they've been together long enough for at least one of them to have been checked.
BenignScientists 0
They cannot be trusted!
thabeast 0
chasity belt
skoolsuks 0
oh man. im really sorry 2 hear that. :(
spazzdoodle 0
Seriously; I don't see how this is a YDI at all =/
Ligerie 0
Being a military wife I know most of the women that surround me are ******.....
Blue_Coconuts 7
Yep. That's why I'm gonna start a website called "mywhoreofanexwife.com" Any guy who's wife cheated on him during a deployment may submit his wife and get free membership! So OP, send the pictures my way. Because I know you got em. I still got my ex from before she got knocked up during my deployment.
ChelseaAnn08 0
Yup! I live in the town next to Ft. Riley! You go out to the bars and you see a bunch of war ******. I hate them. They give the rest of the GOOD military wives a bad name! I'm waiting for my soldier to come home, but you don't see me ******* every guy that walks.
ihatestupidppl 0
Blue_Coconuts, I'm surprised that doesn't exist yet. Get on it quick, you're on to something!
andlifesuxagain 0
How do people thing he deserves it?
ihatestupidppl 0
There's people on here who just YDI everything because they think they're funny...or they're just assholes...or both.
LilyZombie 8
those people clicking YDI to everything are called trolls.
davisjenny81 30
Some people do it to get the badge for voting YDI 500 times too. It's really sad, but you can't stop it.
DLBL 23
I've heard that. Also, that some officers' wives think they are the queen of the base, being bossy and demanding in the name of their poor husbands. Ugh.
um_duh 0
You might not have screwed someone else, but your ***** of a wife has!
Chaith 16
um_duh, nothing gets by you.
volleyballgirl16 0
haha #13 you win, i was gonna say that
BenignScientists 0
*guess the cat's out of the bag?* Might I suggest you rephrase that into something incorporating the word "pussy"?
fretforyerlatte 0
i thought of that but "guess the pussy's out of the bag" just sounded stupid. any ideas?
evanwilliams 4
well that doesn't make any sense how did you get them then
Ligerie 0
really?
kitties_fml 12
hahaha
quarterback 0
hahahahahaha. fyl #7.
lyssaboo 0
um? really?u dnt get it?
AndelleRae 9
See, what happened is while he was sleeping, the magical curable STD fairies came into his tent and sprinkled some magical VD dust all over his body. He woke up none the wiser, until the blood test came in. Boy, what a shock it must have been, being visited by the STD fairies and not even knowing. Sucks for his wife though. She's going to wind up with those fairy diseases.
JackDupp 11
#7 and #5 married to each other?
spazzdoodle 0
7 and 5 are born and married by the same mother :)
katherinebby17 28
damn i would kill her
Terilyn4500 0
awwww.... someones been crepping while you've been slepping.. FYL
carbivore 10
Someone doesn't know how letter doubling works in English.
marz88 0
Join the Slapahoe tribe (yes I know but I think its funny so I repeat it as necessary)