Today, I got a letter in the mail about my periodic health assessment for active duty soldiers. I came back positive for two curable STD's that are extremely common on Fort Polk. I haven't had sex with anyone but my wife. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went in for a routine check up. I also found out I have an incurable STD and that I’m pregnant. I’ve been married to my husband for seven years and have never had sex with anyone else in my entire life. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Today, I found out my ex gave me an STI. Today I also found out I'm allergic to the medication. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so that we can finally have sex. Turns out I have one. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, I got a call from my doctor telling my I tested positive for an STI (first time in my fucking life). Mind you, I got the call while my dermatologist was cutting open my butt cheek to drain an abscess. I also got told on top of the new hole in my ass and the STI that I also have a yeast infection. Happy Monday. FML
Today, as a going away present after five years of military service and one combat tour, the hospital scheduled me for a prostate exam. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor went through the normal questions, then paused for a moment and jotted something down. Later when I got back my report from the checkup, I noticed that the doctor had checked the "no" box by "sexually active." She didn't even ask me that. FML
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Ligerie 0
Being a military wife I know most of the women that surround me are ******.....
fretforyerlatte 0
guess the cat's out of the bag?
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Comments (134)
jsantos1 0
Her picture should be put on the wall of shame like in Jarhead.
poguemahoney 0
do you or do you not have weapons training?
DirgeHippos 0
That sucks! Not only do you have the STD/cheating bitch factor you are stuck on Ft.Polk!! Hope you get a better asignment soon.
brandy_candy 0
i used to live in ftpolk ^_^
aka_candy6 3
at least they're curable!
Lola31_fml 0
Wow she has a little explaining to do. Fort Polk is boring I know I live here. (FML) LOL... I hope that things get better for you. I know this place kinda sucks but there are better things to do here then catch VD'S...
bc_bro 0
i'm sorry that your wife is a *****. that sux.
coca_chloe 0
wow... that sucks!
sickinlove13 0
Divorce?
looking_glass 0
1. She cheated on you. 2. She didn't want to tell you. 3. The test results have gotten mixed up.