Today, I got a letter in the mail about my periodic health assessment for active duty soldiers. I came back positive for two curable STD's that are extremely common on Fort Polk. I haven't had sex with anyone but my wife. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went in for a routine check up. I also found out I have an incurable STD and that I’m pregnant. I’ve been married to my husband for seven years and have never had sex with anyone else in my entire life. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Today, I found out my ex gave me an STI. Today I also found out I'm allergic to the medication. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so that we can finally have sex. Turns out I have one. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, I got a call from my doctor telling my I tested positive for an STI (first time in my fucking life). Mind you, I got the call while my dermatologist was cutting open my butt cheek to drain an abscess. I also got told on top of the new hole in my ass and the STI that I also have a yeast infection. Happy Monday. FML
Today, as a going away present after five years of military service and one combat tour, the hospital scheduled me for a prostate exam. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor went through the normal questions, then paused for a moment and jotted something down. Later when I got back my report from the checkup, I noticed that the doctor had checked the "no" box by "sexually active." She didn't even ask me that. FML
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Ligerie 0
Being a military wife I know most of the women that surround me are ******.....
fretforyerlatte 0
guess the cat's out of the bag?
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Comments (134)
Gogetajh 3
Who's your wife been porkin' bro?!?!?!?
holymackeral 12
**** all y'all who said he deserved it! This man is defending out freedom and his wife is a cheating ***** who should he savagely beaten
jagged_glory 12
it's horrible when your out there defending her freedom and she had the nerves to cheat on you. I'm sorry op.
HateMySister 6
At least they're curable?
wunderfuck 10
Lol you mean fort poke
rocky1215 6
my mom-in-law, was married to a Seal for 15 years, not once did she cheat on him. obviously after not seeing her husband for 3 years straight they got divorced when he got back, but she waited untill that divorce was finalized... if she could do that, so can all the other women!
dragonrider1959 18
This is why I have trust issues. Also she probably had an affaire while you were gone
gladkid09 5
If you cheat on an active duty soldier I invite you to take a long walk off a short cliff
lieulabelles123 0
Im the second RAF wife. My husbands 1st wife cheated and ran off. I wouldnt dream of cheating. Its disgusting and immoral. Noone deserves that kind of treatment. Not only has he issues because of her, he has to fight abroad. Last thing he needs is to worry about home life and me. I encourage him.
paddymac 13
at least they're curable