Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML
ITguy1982 tells us more.
Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.
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Miru_fml 0
OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??
genius_man16 1
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.
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Comments (355)
a201 0
Dumbest move ever. YDI for sure!
iloveeyouuxD 9
Yeah ^^^ Ouch! that's gotta hurt! YDI
ColonelCusswords 24
you people are assholes, im crying a tear for a man who cut his nut
Miru_fml 0
OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??
chelzy 0
so true. he deserves it if he thought he'd get laid on the first date.
writergirl23 19
It's the girl of his dreams...
natsaysheyyy 16
"BIG" date, not "FIRST" date. They could have been on a few dates before, but not exclusive yet.
badluckross 21
He could also just be shaving his balls.. Some guys like to keep it clean down there regardless if they think they'll be getting any action or not..
clockworkrainbow 3
YDI, idiot.
kkkristennnn 0
hahaahah thats shitty, FYL
genius_man16 1
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.
embryoyo 3
Chemical depilatory anyone?
heygirlheyyyyy 0
oh, you poor fool. D:
BobSwarley 4
i bet waxing doesn't seem so bad now, eh?
omigod 0
oh shit. that must hurt like a mofo. i just hope your dream girl would appreciate what you had to go thru just to be with her
realggirl 0
ouch yourlifeisfucked
xtfauthorx 0
even though you're not :D
Anglar 5
^ win. :)