Today, I told my husband it would be great to spend an evening with a bottle of wine and a pile of blankets on the balcony of our cabin during the cruise. He decided it would be great to ditch me and go out gambling. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend promised me he wouldn't leave me alone in Niagara. I'm currently sitting alone in the hotel room drinking a bottle of wine while he gambles away money he doesn't have. FML
Today, my husband called me selfish and ungrateful then canceled the cruise he’d booked as a surprise. I only asked if we could get a sitter for the kids. I’m a stay at home mom who homeschools and co-sleeps. We never get a single minute alone, so excuse me for wanting some adult time. FML
Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
Today, my fiancée informed me she wants us to go on a cruise for her birthday. I replied, "Ahhh cruise ships, the Walmart of the Seven Seas." She threw a mixer at my feet and told me I ruin everything. FML
Today, on our honeymoon, I found out my husband brought his work laptop with him. We were supposed to go scuba diving but he skipped it for virtual meetings, then sat on his laptop until 2 a.m. He then had the nerve to be confused about why I’m mad at him and just want to go home. FML
Today, I had the day off from work. I did all the chores hoping to free up time to spend with my husband tonight. When he came home, he looked around and decided that since there was no need for him to stick around and help clean, he'd head to the bar to watch the game with the guys. FML
Today, my husband and I had a huge fight because I booked us on an adults-only Virgin Voyages cruise for our anniversary. I love him, but he wants every single vacation to be a family vacation with our kids. FML
Today, I spent 12 hours in an airport rather than go back to the apartment of the man I traveled to see for the weekend. Instead of wine, dine, sixty-nine, he took me to a tailgating event and introduced me to two girls he had a threesome with. FML
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RockNRollAndrew 18
Your husband sounds like a jerk
Welshite 40
Ooh, someone's gonna be in trouble. Hit him over the head with the wine bottle.
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Comments (100)
RockNRollAndrew 18
Your husband sounds like a jerk
Kamon97 23
You really need to talk to him OP if he passes up sex for gambling then he has a problem :/
cockymofo 10
I don't blame the husband. He can have sex at home. They paid a bunch of money to go on a cruise, they should enjoy it. I would have suggested gambling all night and doing her suggestion watching the sunrise afterwards
cheshirecat13242 32
#1--maybe he wasn't a jerk about it. OP didn't say he refuted her suggestion with a "**** that, bitch--I'm gonna get me some casino money!"
trsshup 8
It is a cruise for two. Its called compromise. Both of you should be able to find fun things to do. Simply let him know how important blanket time with a bottle of wine is to you.
SThompson90 7
#17, A little heads up for married life, you will find yourself passing up sex a lot just to get one damn hour to yourself to do whatever the hell you want to do
JustinRanford99 3
Dumbass, There is nothing wrong when a woman turns down sex and they do all the time but nobody says anything. Right when a man does, hes a horrible person. ifferent people have different sexual preferences, bud. Maby you are horny 24/7 but not everyone is.
Keriu 9
There was a picture on a funny pics app I frequent that put it well; 'you should desire me at all times but only act on it when I'm in the mood' (she says as she lies on the couch getting a massage) Though I can see why this would bother the OP - personally it is hard to say without knowing how they treat each other and how their relationship is among other things, but I can easily see arguments for both sides as it stands :/
Welshite 40
Ooh, someone's gonna be in trouble. Hit him over the head with the wine bottle.
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
I don't think he's worth being put in jail for assault.
Welshite 40
Okay... Make him sleep on the floor on the blankets? I'm running out of ideas here!
buckdharma 38
Crusin' for a bruisin'?
annie_nk 23
That'd be a waste of the wine! I say lock him out and drink the bottle by yourself!
MrRazzle 4
You can always knock him out the other way using the bottle.
spaced94 15
She can always do that at home
DavidKnows 11
You seemed pretty quick to suggest violently crushing his skull w the wine bottle though.
SThompson90 7
Cause violence isn't always THE answer but it is always AN answer
JtPv 14
84's Words Of Wisdom
incoherentrmblr 22
#42, and she's hurtin' for a squirtin'...
xnyletak 17
Well you didn't specify that you wanted to spend the night WITH him.
deathstroke990 22
they're on a cruise together, I think its implied that she wants yo spend it with him..
xnyletak 17
It was sarcasm, genius.
iAlissa 34
Damn 31, who shit in your corn flakes?
deathstroke990 22
Someones PMSing....
Rainhawk94 27
I think that you miss, fail at sarcasm. That's it bye
faygo_chick 5
That's what I was going to say! Dam people and down voting you ...lame!
raytyler26 16
Money well spent? I think not.
712sash 26
How rude!
yesrod 4
Did he win anything? If so, you can get a better bottle of wine.
EternalTime 7
But let's be honest, if he wins big, will you really be upset
scooterdude720 19
Technically you didn't plan anything.
timss4 19
Idk... I wouldn't go on a cruise to go do nothing, it would've made sense to go gambling together then come back ending the night your way lol
carelessxdanger 9
once they win you, its all downhill from there. where are the REAL MEN at?
DocBastard 40
First of all, lumping all men together because of one man making one potentially stupid decision is neither fair nor right. That's a very immature attitude to have, and real men don't find immature women attractive. Second, don't end a sentence with a preposition. Poor grammar isn't attractive either.