Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I hadn't gotten one of those in a while, I thought it was rather nice. That is, until I saw the picture that accompanied it. It was of him, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was texting my crush and I wanted to send him a cute emoji to show I was thinking of him. Instead of sending the "heart eyes" emoji, I hit the "poop" emoji. The worst part? He responded with, "Yeah, I'm a piece of shit, thanks for reminding me." FML
Today, my husband and I were talking about how we missed our sexting from when we were dating, so later I took a bath and texted him while he was relaxing in bed. His response ? "I'm tired and hurry up I need to poop." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me of how I had really hurt his feelings. Apparently, not wanting to be sent a photo of his poop is hurtful. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, I was woken up by an overly sappy good morning text from my boyfriend, complete with kissy-face images. Before I could text him back, he sent a follow-up. "Oops. Wrong person." Wait, what? FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
Today, I got to wake up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "U got competition." FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I checked my Facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption, "This is what Taco Bell does." FML
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Top comments
lulinator 40
That's love right there.
xxlinneamxx 17
It's a start isn't it?
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Comments (85)
bekkylove22 23
Hahahaha this is brilliant and hilarious!! I received a similar one. I laughed so much that I woke up my sister.
lulinator 40
That's love right there.
ohSNAPyall 27
Time to flush your dreams of romance.
socialproduct 19
If you love the morning texts you gotta love the morning routine.
Cassandra2015 21
Relationships at its finest .
Epickitty58 29
At least he's involving you in his life. Not in the best way, but it's a start.
tranced_ 45
Lol post it on facebook!
nphill82 21
At least he was thinking of you ?
gracehi 33
Any morning you take a shit is a good morning when you've been constipated.
drunk_crow 12
Who said he was constipated
gracehi 33
No one. It was a humorous speculation.
Amy138593 3
Don't worry folks, I thought it was hilarious and I laughed so hard I was crying. Just thought it would make a good FML!
PennyLane27 32
bahaha! THAT Is love on a whole 'nother level!
A_Little_Girl77 12
Lol, right? You know you love someone when you take pictures of yourself pooping. I thought everybody knew that. XD
allynicki14 16
Same thing happens to me
mads_nicole 19
Awh, how romantic