Today, I got a bikini as a birthday present. I pulled the bikini bottom out of the box first, only to find a pubic hair stuck to the hygienic liner. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML
Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Today, I wore my new Brazilian thong bikini to the pool for the first time. I was lying face down feeling so sexy, until flies started buzzing my butt. FML
Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
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patrickalamo 48
So are you thinking your boyfriend tried it on first?
LunaaBluee 27
That's why I think you should always wash the clothes you buy before putting them on.. Just in case
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Comments (69)
marinegrant 14
Gotta love hand-me-downs
hunterluv1 20
it's not a hand-me-down, someone just tried it on in the store without underwear on
Rainbow2Cloud 12
This makes me slightly afraid to buy another bikini at the store. o.o
uncle_ssaamm 12
funfact... you can get herpes from trying swimsuits on without washing them first
badluckalex 23
Hahaha not so fun when you find out you have herpes and have no idea where it came from
Rainbow2Cloud 12
Thank you for that fun fact. It made me feel even more afraid. Haha
patrickalamo 48
So are you thinking your boyfriend tried it on first?
Norja 33
Still nasty but I'd rather it be my boyfriend's pube than some random stranger.
buddy_J 16
Girls have pubic hair too
kerstileann 26
i think everybody knew that already #68
StraightUpBaller 14
"I wonder if this fits..."
xsydneyx123 28
Op never said who they got it from.
noelsom7 13
that is nasty.
ShatteredPulse 15
I'm so glad you said that, i wasn't sure if it was but i am so relieved now :)
MyDadLeftMeInKFC 21
That's absolutely disgusting. I would disinfect that right away. Don't let it ruin your birthday!
EatUrGreens 20
You mean give it back to the person that offered it?
unscrupulous 13
Yuck.. :p
Mynamewontfi 40
But #5 did say something.. No need to be so rude about it.
ana_lee_bonde 17
#5 How dare you post that, prepare for the judgemental downvotes from the almighty FML community. Tremble in fear at our grammatical accuracy weakling!
AlwaysWatching 27
The grammatical accuracy that you don't seem to be able to grasp, #30.
photographer49 22
#23 I'm not normally a grammar nazi, but it's ANYTHING****
wolfgold2 20
This ******* website I swear
AddictGamer 16
App* thank you very much.
why_teh_hell 25
#79- This is both a website and an app. lol
Zebediabolical 45
This was a website before it was an app. Just sayin'.
chefnoel22 11
At least it was on the liner??
mif_fml 27
As opposed to...?
cameosurgeon 16
The liner is a removeable tape like piece inside the crotch. She meant that's better than it actually being in the swim suit.
LunaaBluee 27
That's why I think you should always wash the clothes you buy before putting them on.. Just in case
Norja 33
Even if I washed them, I dont think I could forget that hair every time I looked at them.
VitalDistance 14
Someone must've liked being all natural.
emmatheamazingx 17
That's what washing machines are for