Today, I was woken up by an overly sappy good morning text from my boyfriend, complete with kissy-face images. Before I could text him back, he sent a follow-up. "Oops. Wrong person." Wait, what? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, I got to wake up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "U got competition." FML
Today, I received a text from an unknown number that read, "I love you." Thinking it was my partner being sweet, I responded with a long, sappy message about how much they mean to me. Turns out, it was a wrong number. The person responded with, "Um, thanks but I think you have the wrong number." FML
Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML
Today, my phone kept beeping, so I put it on silent and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I found the guy I went on a date with last night had sent dozens of messages. The first was "Good morning! :)" and the last was "Answer me u fuckin cunt!!!!" I think I'm staying single. FML
Today, I sent a message to my crush saying, “Hey, how are you?” I immediately followed it up with another message that said, “Oops, wrong person,” because I panicked. Now he probably thinks I wasn’t even trying to talk to him. FML
Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML
Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I hadn't gotten one of those in a while, I thought it was rather nice. That is, until I saw the picture that accompanied it. It was of him, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit. FML
Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML
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Top comments
LunarDubstep 24
Don’t you mean ex boyfriend? I’m mean, you could Reply with “No worries. Accidents like you happen 😘.”
chris_lillo 15
He was just texting the bros!
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chris_lillo 15
He was just texting the bros!
JasonThorn 23
I'd call his sexual preference into question if that is a "bro" text.
chris_lillo 15
Yes haha it was a joke
xXDemonWolfXx 13
I’ve said some pretty gay things to my friends and so have they but we’re all straight soooooooo
nanxi 30
As long as he tacks on a “no ****”, it’s perfectly fine, right?
LunarDubstep 24
Don’t you mean ex boyfriend? I’m mean, you could Reply with “No worries. Accidents like you happen 😘.”
RichardPencil 32
Let’s just assume it was for his mom. Sweet, yet more than a bit creepy.
Ainarr 29
y’all he could’ve just accidentally misread OP’s name once he sent it and thought he was sending it to the wrong person.... so quick to assume. i’d clear that up first before deciding whether my life really sucked. that being said, fyl for the worry.
ThatGuy9679 13
That's wishful thinking
FishyFishy 12
You should respond with, "Love you, too" and then follow up with " Opps sorry, wrong person!"
real life problems 26
If he texted the wrong girl, why would he actually say oops sorry wrong person.
JustThatPerson 21
'cause he's dumb. Or smart?
voncrane 23
Err, you sure he knows you both are dating? Exclusively no less? You all would be amazed at how many people think they are in a relationship, while the other party doesn't.
Davros 12
maybe he was texting his mom
Davros 12
you could always take a pic of you with a ***** in your mouth but looks like your slurping some morning wood and send it to him
pjsr 33
Apparently you’re the ‘serious girlfriend’. The other one is just for sappy texts (and boinking).