Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I hadn't gotten one of those in a while, I thought it was rather nice. That is, until I saw the picture that accompanied it. It was of him, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was texting my crush and I wanted to send him a cute emoji to show I was thinking of him. Instead of sending the "heart eyes" emoji, I hit the "poop" emoji. The worst part? He responded with, "Yeah, I'm a piece of shit, thanks for reminding me." FML
Today, my husband and I were talking about how we missed our sexting from when we were dating, so later I took a bath and texted him while he was relaxing in bed. His response ? "I'm tired and hurry up I need to poop." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me of how I had really hurt his feelings. Apparently, not wanting to be sent a photo of his poop is hurtful. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, I was woken up by an overly sappy good morning text from my boyfriend, complete with kissy-face images. Before I could text him back, he sent a follow-up. "Oops. Wrong person." Wait, what? FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
Today, I got to wake up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "U got competition." FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I checked my Facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption, "This is what Taco Bell does." FML
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Top comments
lulinator 40
That's love right there.
xxlinneamxx 17
It's a start isn't it?
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Comments (85)
Kidjazzin 17
I have no words.
VeganDarkLight 31
Yet you managed to write 4.
ezrajab 22
I wish some people had.common sense
iseebearbears 27
You mean you don't send him photos like that as well? Where's the love?
luvthewayulie 20
That's funny! A guy with a sense of humor!!
band_geek 18
Look on the bright side: At least it wasn't a picture with another girl, right?
SwagmastaDri 4
Happens to me all the time!
Boren 11
well at least he was taking a dump, not dumping you...
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Your comment is the best by far. I'm sorry it got buried.
SammieIsabella 15
Boys can be so gross.
marks461 6
Sometimes shitty love as the best you can hope for
aimeroni 12
Sounds like something my boyfriend would do.Although it is funny sometimes a girl really needs a sweet good morning text instead of a silly one.