Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I hadn't gotten one of those in a while, I thought it was rather nice. That is, until I saw the picture that accompanied it. It was of him, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was texting my crush and I wanted to send him a cute emoji to show I was thinking of him. Instead of sending the "heart eyes" emoji, I hit the "poop" emoji. The worst part? He responded with, "Yeah, I'm a piece of shit, thanks for reminding me." FML
Today, my husband and I were talking about how we missed our sexting from when we were dating, so later I took a bath and texted him while he was relaxing in bed. His response ? "I'm tired and hurry up I need to poop." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me of how I had really hurt his feelings. Apparently, not wanting to be sent a photo of his poop is hurtful. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, I was woken up by an overly sappy good morning text from my boyfriend, complete with kissy-face images. Before I could text him back, he sent a follow-up. "Oops. Wrong person." Wait, what? FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
Today, I got to wake up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "U got competition." FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I checked my Facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption, "This is what Taco Bell does." FML
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Top comments
lulinator 40
That's love right there.
xxlinneamxx 17
It's a start isn't it?
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Comments (85)
wakemeupplease 21
So romantic
abNormal62 23
"DUMP" him in return for his lack of class
abNormal62 23
Ahhh The Game of Thrones, The play at home version
amileah13 26
It's the thought that counts though, right?
saffy66 34
Thanks for making me laugh because I needed it today. Sounds like he needs a little coaching in 'romantic greetings 101' though...
Crystal4 23
Was it like a selfie or did someone else take a picture of him taking a shit?
Amy138593 3
It was a selfie lol
lauralabia3 13
it's the thought that counts, I suppose...
A_Little_Girl77 12
What's wrong with that, he's trying to include you in his private time ?
iiTzNeeNerz 26
I don't know. ******** should be kept private. But, that's just me.
Faposaurus 4
Shows he's comfortable with you
EarlFug 19
This is the act of a boy, not a man.