Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML
Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I got a separation agreement from my wife. It was sent from the lawyer she spent the long weekend with right before she told me it was over. FML
Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th birthday today. For my birthday present, she gave me a subscription to match.com. FML
Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML
Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML
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EvilTwerp 12
That greedy bitch!
missL1z 5
It wouldn't show up on yours either. Give her what she wants because she probably thought really hard about it to even wait it out.
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Comments (124)
CrazyAsian77 5
My god she's a genius!
uhhBASS 2
Well now you know you married a bitch ...
jemmers 13
Screw her first and file as married filing separate :) That kills her deductions and credits. But you have to get it done ASAP.
murdersquirrel 15
BFD. People have done worse to each other. That refund will help pay for the divorce, so look at the bright side.
hateevryone 15
damn, why did you even marry her?
Llamacod 11
I'm just going to take a wild stab at this and guess they got married because
Llamacod 11
They loved each other at one time, or that silly bitch doesn't understand that daily actually means every day and got knocked up because she was too stupid to take get birth control.
DocBastard 40
Why is everyone calling her a bitch? You people don't have the slightest idea what's going in in their relationship. He could abuse her, he may drink or do drugs, he may have cheated, or he may be an asshole. Accusing her of being a bitch just because she was thinking logically is just plain idiotic.
GoW_Chick 15
People rarely ever think to look at both sides of the story. This is why everyone should read docbastard's comments you might learn a thing or two and think before posting.
Britter903 6
I agree. I know two people that are getting a divorce. The wife says her husband is cheating on her (he's not the best looking guy so idk who'd date him) and he says she's too controlling. But what are you gonna do? They both agree to divorce and here we don't know the wife's reason for divorce, it could be anything. So please think before you type.
MissusDolly 12
Exactly! I was looking for a comment like this because it is so very true. Every story has two sides and maybe they did try all the other options to fix their marriage already. Divorce typically is the last resort for many married couples who just can no longer deal with one another.
alfred07 18
This seems too calculated for him to be abusive, if she was leaving him because he was abusive I imagine she would have left as soon as she was able to. Having the papers and being in a position but delaying seems more like the actions of someone who can afford to wait, I.e not someone experiencing abuse
xSorry_fml 10
>he's not the best looking guy so idk who'd date him >not the best looking guy >best looking Wow. I think your comment says more about you than I can say.
honeybadger123 0
thats actully a smart idea
laden_swallow09 35
*actually
monster_tamer 11
Why is the person who serves the divorce papers always the bad guy? Is it possible the marriage was strained, fixes had been tried, and in the end one spouse was just plain unhappy and decided enough was enough? Doesn't make it any less of a shock for the other spouse, but doesn't make the divorcer evil, a bitch, a manipulative ****, cad, sob, etc.
HubbaBubba259_fml 0
Not only is she a bitch for divorcing you, but she loves her precious money so much that she's willing to toy with your heart for a while just to get a break on her taxes! Be glad you've seen the true colors of that money grubbing bitch, and that she's out of your life. FYL all the way man. Sorry.
HubbaBubba259_fml 0
EDIT: Actually, the doc has a point. We have tunnel vision of this relationship and don't know what's going on.