matt
People disprove
Today, I, a forty year-old man, went to the store with my teenage daughter and infant son. I got some very dirty looks. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Plano, United States
Check this out!
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
helloitsbrian6969
United States
Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML
kykynevs
United States
Today, while at the grocery store an elderly woman farted very loudly next to me. Everyone in the aisle looked our way. The woman pointed at me, and left the aisle. I received many disgusted looks from children and their parents. FML
brenami
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Hey good lookin'
Today, I took my daughter to the grocery store. The bag boy seemed to be flirting with me and smiling. He had to be half my age. Once in the car I glimpsed myself in the rear view mirror. I had chocolate completely covering one of my front teeth. FML
streaker?
Langenhagen, Germany
All my fault
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
secretdeo
United States
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Anonymous
United States
External validation
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
tlm84
Fitchburg, United States
Toxic much?
Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man", and that my ass was "grounds for discussion." FML
Anonymous
United States
Not now!
Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML
Andrew
United Kingdom
Today, I tried to buy a bottle of wine from the supermarket. The scrawny, acne-ridden kid at the checkout asked to see my ID. I didn't have any on me, since I'm 37 years old and didn't expect to be asked stupid questions. I complained to his manager, only to be asked to leave. FML
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WhoopsIDidItAgain 11
As a teen with a significatly younger sibling (12 years), those dirty looks arent fun and dont go away. people are judgy
BurnInDemonFire 39
Should have worn a mask, bub.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Should have worn a mask, bub.
RichardPencil 32
That's so silly. It's not like your daughter is the mother of your infant son. Is she?
WhoopsIDidItAgain 11
As a teen with a significatly younger sibling (12 years), those dirty looks arent fun and dont go away. people are judgy
Suaria 38
I also have a sibling that's significantly younger than me. I once had a lady walk up to us and ask if I was a teen mom
Danielle Zion Gadsden 15
My first nephew was born when I was 15. Then he and his mother moved in with us shortly after. The rumors at school were I had him and didn't know how the father was. Apparently, my 3 best guy friends agreed to be the "dad" together. I didn't find out until 5 years later. But it explained a lot of the crazy looks I got. Especially since he called me Mama for the first 2 years of his life.
Kraths 16
I'm a grown adult and my 5 foot even, super young looking older sister often gets mistaken for my girlfriend. Some how she is both short enough and looks young enough to look around my age despite being nearly 15 years older than me
summitgirl2021 1
screw them that is amazing that you still got it. my husband is 40 with a 16 yr old son and a 10 month daughter.. way to go
Ali Nayeri 4
Those people can go to hell, you do you