Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML
Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I got a separation agreement from my wife. It was sent from the lawyer she spent the long weekend with right before she told me it was over. FML
Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th birthday today. For my birthday present, she gave me a subscription to match.com. FML
Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML
Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML
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Top comments
EvilTwerp 12
That greedy bitch!
missL1z 5
It wouldn't show up on yours either. Give her what she wants because she probably thought really hard about it to even wait it out.
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Comments (124)
MinaSarinaxx 3
Smart woman lol
KiddNYC1O 22
Interesting username. What does it mean?
xSorry_fml 10
The leading cause of divorce is marriage.
bubo_fml 11
Why are divorces expensive? 'Cause they're fukkin' worth it!!
celina_buddie 6
You deserve it because you said "New Year's" -.- its new year
hoshi87 11
The tax year doesn't end tll April
Fossilcoronet 0
Yes you're right the financial year does not end at new years.
Basballplaya16 4
Hey gotta give it to her for being smart about it that's a woman's win my friend deal with it.
cloodiem 0
Good for her, you're a bit of a dick to do it around Christmas.
Fossilcoronet 0
But the tax year does not end until march 31st.
mbrooks5110 0
That's stupid as long as you were married for most of the year you both could use married for this tax return.