Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML
Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I got a separation agreement from my wife. It was sent from the lawyer she spent the long weekend with right before she told me it was over. FML
Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th birthday today. For my birthday present, she gave me a subscription to match.com. FML
Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML
Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML
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Top comments
EvilTwerp 12
That greedy bitch!
missL1z 5
It wouldn't show up on yours either. Give her what she wants because she probably thought really hard about it to even wait it out.
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Comments (124)
EvilTwerp 12
That greedy bitch!
gamercanadian 11
That's not even cool, Fyl OP feel bad for u bro
whitey317 0
How expensive is a divorce anyway?
GoW_Chick 15
Depends on who has the better lawyer
Liimitless 6
Bitches be crazy
i_amthe_walrus 0
Am I confused, or does OP not get more on his taxes too? They were going to get a divorce anyway, but I guess it really depends on how long she has been planning this. If it was only a few weeks to a month it really is not bad. If it was a few months then it is pretty wrong of her to do.
okiidokii_fml 6
Wow she is a bitch!
TS13_fml 0
I don't see how the wife's a bitch :/ it benefits on both their taxes either way and also lots of people get divorced and who knows for what reason anyways? But still sorry OP must suck either way
missL1z 5
It wouldn't show up on yours either. Give her what she wants because she probably thought really hard about it to even wait it out.
payten73 6
Seriously dude feel bad for the gut
brown4lifejot 1
I feel bad for the gut too. :'(
rillastyle 1
Give her what she wants because she waited to line her own pockets. What a load of crap, give her a bus pass and send her on her way
mozeltov 7
Well, it won't show up in yours either
ZDK5498 6
she's a smart bitch...
The_Plagiarizer 4
But a greedy bitch nonetheless. I may be wrong, but I don't think she was thinking about OP's well-being while was filing for divorce.
SuperGirlTaDa 15
Ouch:(
fmlloler 0
whata hoe!
Allyrocks113000 0
At least she was smart.... But sorry you were married to a ass OP
DjeePee 25
Yeah, because everyone who wants a divorce is automatically an ass! She had to give those paper once in her lifetime and there would not be a perfect day for it. To be honest, I would prefer the days after New Year than the days before.
thir13enthour 0
You know I would say something about her being greedy but I know someone whose getting the shit kicked out of her by her husband constantly. I told her to do just that. Take that punk for every penny he has. Every story has two sides. She may be a greedy bitch yeah, but what did you do to provoke it?
causticgirl 6
Two sides to every story - absolutely. If you are truly broken hearted and surprised, then I am sorry OP, but you'll move on and find love again in time. If you deserve it, then say hello to karma! Nice to meet ya
puppypuncher 5
Just because she's getting greedy doesn't mean she gets abused by OP. It also doesn't mean OP did anything monumental to lead her to do this. You shouldn't give OP's wife the benefit of the doubt just because you had a similar case. Not every woman who wants a divorce and does this has a wife beater, or even a bad man, as a husband. I see your point, and believe there are always two sides to a story, but I've never seen a girl who manipulates have a strong reason to do so.
girl112891 7
At least she was kind enough not to ruin the holidays too. If it's not working, it's not working.
princessAj1 6
Most people get a divorce for a reason! We don't know both sides of the story. If he's hurt sorry move on, but if he deserves it, karma.
GoW_Chick 15
Your soon to be ex wife is a smart lady but for your sake I hope you had a prenuptial agreement they are very useful in times like these.
thiscrazything 1
A prenup won't help him any when his wife owns the house, all the property and makes four times as much $ as him.
mom2pen 4
Shows she's smarter than you. You had to see it coming sooner or later. Don't act surprised.
NoobCommenter96 0
Find her and remarry her again
sugarandspice33 0
No
laden_swallow09 35
11 - Stop trying. You're not funny.
everett0826 0
Yea. Just stop. Chances are that f she divorced him, then she is probably not gonna marry him again. And you're not gonna get a-style either, Enrico Suave.
cscrase 0
Ur stupid !!!