Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML
Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I got a separation agreement from my wife. It was sent from the lawyer she spent the long weekend with right before she told me it was over. FML
Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th birthday today. For my birthday present, she gave me a subscription to match.com. FML
Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML
Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML
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EvilTwerp 12
That greedy bitch!
missL1z 5
It wouldn't show up on yours either. Give her what she wants because she probably thought really hard about it to even wait it out.
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Comments (124)
andrew6p 19
try to have ur revenge
5t3ff1k4h 47
We got your point after the first message.
andrew6p 19
well... op try to get ur revenge!
andrew6p 19
well... op try to get ur revenge!
andrew6p 19
well... op try to get ur revenge!
andrew6p 19
well the wife is a ****...
flathead56 0
What she doesn't know the fiscal year ends and starts on October. Jokes on her!!!!
cat101234 0
What a heartless bitch
29bravo326 2
Very cleaver! Ha
Natalieking 0
im sorry:( shes not the women for you! theres one out there justwaiting:)
JPsLuvR 0
What a money hungry bitch!