Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
Today, I asked my wife for a divorce, after I tried everything to save our marriage, and it was a gut-wrenching decision. I tried easing her into it, but she instantly agreed. She had packing boxed ready to move out. Now I suspect she was sabotaging our marriage for months so I'd call it quits. FML
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Today, I woke up realizing my wife of less than a year of marriage wants a divorce. We have known each other for 15 years. FML
Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML
Today, my wife and I were going through a very amicable 50/50 divorce, until she found out I’m already dating. She’s only two years younger than my wife, but it upset her enough she’s now stalling the divorce until she gets 75/25 in her favour, including the holiday cottage. FML
Today, my wife of seven years told me she wants a divorce because I'm boring. FML
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
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Top comments
rbubbles 20
what a *****, fyl op
emmiep1011 7
there's other bitc- I mean fishes in the sea...
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johnyd20251 0
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way to pick youth wives well
mad_hatter0666 22
um... care to explain this statement? 0.o
Kirashai 9
I'm pretty sure 1 meant "your" instead of "youth.
seanders 10
Get her to say that again and record it. I could be mistaken but I believe that if you can prove in court that she cheated, she won't get shit all from the divorce.
baseball6917 8
sounds like most women...
seanders 10
32: Us men aren't saints either. I've never cheated nor would I consider it, but I know quite a few scumbags that would/did.
baseball6917 8
o believe me I know we are far from saints. I've never cheated and don't plan to. just sayin that I know more women who have cheated than men
lmw562 3
10- it depends on whether or not it's a no fault state. It's cheaper not to give her the divorce. I'd keep the marriage until I felt like ending it. I don't means stick to the vows (those are already gone) just don't end the contract and possibly pay alimony
PeteyPablo12308 20
Actually baseball, the percentage of men who cheat is far greater than the percentage of women who cheat. Look it up. You just know a bunch of cheaters I guess.
Blueglasscup 18
1- I ******* love your picture.
autezz24680 2
32.... you sound like a sexist bitch to me. assholle :)
seanders 10
48: Thanks for the correction. I wasn't sure.
krez 20
#58: Men and women cheat about the same amount, but men get caught or admit it more often. *You* look it up.
herrobear 0
Well, you can use adultery as leverage to keep stuff that you probably paid for that she'll try to get from you.
lmw562 3
it still depends on the state. think of the current owner of the dodgers. he may have to sell and his wife committed adultery. the distribution of assets is based on prenup and the state they will be getting a divorce in.
partaytayy 3
aww that sucks
whiteboy7thst 2
Not as much as the wife does...
OuchAndGoodfight 5
Owned.
rbubbles 20
what a *****, fyl op
Yuuki_mei 0
I know right? I don't get some of the women these days, even though I am one myself...
xxxlovesENEMYxxx 0
bitches be trippin dude..forget her
shaneac 0
...emo spongebob??
Slythrr 0
damn haha
taetae169 0
what a bitch
PrickHead 0
**** that bitch hard!!!
demoon_fml 7
too late, the other guy already is.
mikeyflinner 0
good onr
tophatprincess 0
Somebody is a *****...
camo97 0
you said it! women cheat more than men do
Wheredidgrungego 12
Your wife disgusts me. My mum did the same thing before she left so I feel your pain OP.
Topygrl21 8
13-awwwwwwww im sorry :(
ShelbyyCakess 0
shallow bitch. OP, you deserve better!(: