Today, I went to my cousin's house. I left my bag on the couch as my aunt instructed, only for my cousin to take it and throw it into the swimming pool. My laptop, textbooks and notes were soaked. My exam is in a week, and my aunt won't punish her perfect little angel. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML
Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML
Today, I was relaxing on the couch after a long day with my annoying aunt when I heard my sister come in from the garage. I loudly asked, "Do you think Aunt Stacy knows everybody doesn't like her?" It wasn't my sister. It was my aunt returning my purse I had left in her car. FML
Today, I discovered my water bottle had leaked and spilled water all over my backpack, ruining my notebooks, soaking my schoolbooks, and destroying my midterm portfolio. FML
Today, I went to school without knowing that all my math books had been peed on by my cousin's cat. FML
Today, I rushed home after my mom called saying our upstairs had flooded. Apparently, my little brother somehow broke the toilet while unsupervised and water overflowed everywhere. It even reached my closet, shoes, and books, and everything touching my floor in my room is now wet. FML
Today, my garage was flooded. Everything was ruined. My garage also happens to be my study, in which my entire art coursework was drying. My exam is tomorrow and all I have to hand in is a pile of mushy paper. FML
Today, when I came home from work, my computer was drenched with water. My sister claimed there was smoke coming out of it. FML
Today, I was being pulled into a pool by my girlfriend. To avoid ruining my phone, I tossed it into one of the chairs behind me. I missed and it landed into the hot tub behind it. FML
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rwr233b 6
Sue her for damages.
Matayaz 16
What a brat!! Sorry OP. :(
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rwr233b 6
Sue her for damages.
myoukei 31
Textbooks aren't cheap, nor are computers. If she wants to spoil the brat, she should have the funds to cover his damages....
Replyka 17
Not to mention the stress caused by losing all your notes the week before the exam
xXmrmayorXx 21
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I feel like OP's cousin is a little girl, maybe 4-7, or something like that, and so she doesn't know any better, and isn't old enough to sue.
Hop6e 22
But the aunt sure is old enough to sue
False_Stupidity 42
Dose the matter how old the cousin is, if the aunt is refusing to punish them then she is taking full responsibility for her child's actions and should be made to pay the full cost of the damage done both physical and psychological.
zeffra13 31
#50, even a four year old should know not to grab someone else's things, run outside with them & throw it in a pool. Especially if it's a heavy something like a backpack.
isaak_sanchez 18
Obviously why would you sue a 7 year old the responsibility falls on the parent and OP's aunt deserves it for not teaching her child right from wrong
loserface210 11
My 4 year old son would never think this is ok. And if he did I'd beat his ass
memed_fml 17
A 7 year old should know damn well not to throw a backpack into the pool..
Matayaz 16
What a brat!! Sorry OP. :(
bnbhimp 10
Beat his ass like he stole it
EvilLittleMan 23
Throw the lil F -er in the water.
derpywaffles25 14
You can fix a wet child but not a wet laptop or wet textbooks, sadly.
ELoni_fml 25
That depends, can the kid swim?
EvilTurtle 35
What an evil sense of humor #26...I like it
MegaExplosives 17
put water in her gas tank
emisheah 17
#26 Hopefully not
bnbhimp 10
Umm he's a little kid beat his ass
Malecent 13
How do you know it's a he? Just wondering...
Soverain 15
Little angel wouldn't be a word I would use to describe your cousin. I have some more colorful vocabulary in mind.
amileah13 26
What a little shit. I would be so furious if that happened to me. That kid better be grateful he/she isn't mine. Would regret ever doing that under my roof. Bad parenting on the aunt for not doing anything about it
MyUsernameisEpic 29
I was with you until that bit about kissing him on the lips.
I_Like_Dogs 28
#22, do you need an excuse for incest that badly?
mermaidkeels 26
Your cousin only acts that way because your aunt allows it.
allforfun 23
Absolutely. He needs his ass beat
vb68_fml 28
The aunt needs her ass beat
booze_n_bitches 37
Well they absolutely have to pay for your laptop, but notes are invaluable! Hope you can borrow from a friend, OP. Oh, and throw that little shit in the pool.
Mcstud1y 30
Discipline him yourself, the brat deserves it anyway
juicy_extasy 25
So sorry OP! See if your friends could help you with getting study materials for your exam. Good luck!