Get off your ass
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I wouldn't use $5,000 to build him a new gaming computer with my surrogate compensation, even though he basically refuses to get a job. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I wouldn't use $5,000 to build him a new gaming computer with my surrogate compensation, even though he basically refuses to get a job. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer. FML
Today, even though I recently started earning $75000 per year, my partner still got angry at me because I spent $10 online. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML
Today, my boyfriend keeps mentioning how well his new job pays, while I don’t have any income. He then got upset when I expected him to pay for the groceries I got on my way to his new place. What I bought was stuff I needed so I could cook for him, and for me to eat while I’m there, cleaning and fixing stuff for him. FML
Today, I was mad at my boyfriend, so I yanked the power cord for his computer while he was gaming. Turns out, that fried part of his computer and now it won't turn on. He broke up with me, even after I apologized, and offered to replace the part. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave away my $2000 desktop computer while I was at work. When I confronted her, she said, "You have a laptop, use that instead." I thought the difference between a high-end gaming PC and a work laptop was obvious. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years said she was leaving me because recently I wasn't making much money, and was playing too many video games. I recently got a raise at my job of 5 years. The job? Testing video games. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I aren't speaking. He wanted to stay up late to "look for jobs", so I went to bed. An hour later, I was awoken to him screaming. When I ran in to see what was going on, he had a video game open. I shouldn't be mad at him because it was a "mega rare drop", he insists. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
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Top comments
JackWood 21
He's not a boyfriend, he's a leech.
wrenavery90 12
Why are you with a guy that refuses to work?
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Comments (14)
JackWood 21
He's not a boyfriend, he's a leech.
Anderling 33
I think it’s time for you to find an actual partner who supports you instead of a boyfriend who just leeches off your work
wrenavery90 12
Why are you with a guy that refuses to work?
RichardPencil 32
This does not compute. Parasite overload! Host must take immediate action. Boot the parasite's ass, and reboot and reboot until curb is reached.
Battousai124 9
Kick him to the curb, he is a leech
Charlie Given 28
That's not a boyfriend that's a Hobo Sexual, time to boot his worthless ass to the curb.
Crowned Sataness 12
Been with far too many guys that moved themselves in and quit working. Get his ass out before your lives are too entwined. He's not going to get any better. Good on you for refusing, don't give in!
core01 30
I think they're all like that
mccuish 25
Boot him to the curve and just build yourself a gaming computer
bnapier 18
You deserve it for being with the loser.
Grizz8831 14
build yourself a gaming PC and kick his ass out.