Today, my husband admitted that he's been spying on me for the last 5 years to see if I was cheating, out of paranoia brought on by his own cheating for all 5 of those years. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my friend told me men can't be trusted. I told her that wasn't true; I have my husband's password to his email but I never check it because I trust him. She bet me he was doing something bad, and to prove her wrong I looked. Turns out he has been cheating on me for 8 months. FML
Today, I found out my husband of 7 years has been cheating on me with "10-15" people. FML
Today, my husband confessed to cheating but then tried to turn it around on me. Apparently, because I wasn’t regularly checking his phone, it must mean I don’t really care about him or I’d have caught him months ago. Sorry for trusting my husband I suppose, geez. FML
Today, my daughter-in-law revealed to me that she caught my husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five years ago, and she is only telling me now because he stopped paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, I realized why my husband had been seemingly wanting to improve our relationship by sending little texts throughout the day for the last couple of months, asking what I was doing. It was so he could find out when would be the best time to have his girlfriend over and cheat on me. FML
Today, I caught my fiance lying about being at work. Furious, I started breaking his things, demanding to know what skank he'd been sneaking around with. He gave me a stack of receipts, saying he'd been Christmas shopping. He's not cheating, just getting me everything I wanted. God, I'm a psycho. FML
Today, my husband told me the reason he'd been meeting his high school sweetheart behind my back, and lying about where he was was, out of respect for me. He thinks I'm ungrateful for not appreciating the lengths he's gone to to hide this. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Today, I gathered all the evidence I needed to prove that my fiancé has been cheating on me. When I showed it to him, he looked at it, then looked me right in the eye and said, “So you did all this just to learn their names, cry, and stay with me anyway?” Sadly, he’s right. FML
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Top comments
m1e0l 12
it takes one to know one
limegreenpoopie 31
What a douche. Hope you dump him.
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Comments (63)
m1e0l 12
it takes one to know one
TheBelt 19
I hope you mean ex-husband.
brandoneyez1 25
They say the paranoid are the ones doing the cheating.
KhaleesiDannie 26
I mean if he can cheat on her and not get caught obviously she can do the same
limegreenpoopie 31
What a douche. Hope you dump him.
Dillyduzit 23
I smell a very justified divorce. At least hopefully OP can sleep at night knowing his affair also brought him a lot of well-deserved anxiety.
howard007 18
Dump her husband...? I dont think it works like that
Broadway_Vayne 32
Wow I'm sorry about that OP. I think he might have been looking for a way to breakup with you if he found anything suspicious. FYL, time to move on from that unfaithful scumbag.
Manic1 13
I hope you mean soon-to-be ex husband.
davincidasecond 24
Unfortunately being accused of something like that is a telling sign that they'd be doing it themselves ... Sorry OP.
insideoutoreo33 8
Ask him if it was worth it
Kitty_Kat44 31
Get rid of him. You've waisted enough time on him.
JKPwnage 27
Un-husband that man
Oh_bother44 11
That is the best wording for that- kudos
MrConcise 35
#21 - I thought so, too. I'll be very disappointed if un-husbanding or un-wifing doesn't become a thing.
blackonblight 33
I'd be tempted to un-person him, myself.
christian1509 21
I hope that's a soon to be EX husband
MrConcise 35
Projection is one of the biggest red flags of cheating. "I'm having an affair, so you must be having one too!"