Sarah
United States
Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Leatherhead, United Kingdom
Bad timing
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
TrashGirl
Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML
GeeTwo
United States
Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML
divorced
United States
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
haphazard2007
United States
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
Anonymous
The old switcheroo
Today, my fiance's divorce was finalized and we went out to dinner to celebrate. I stepped away to use the bathroom, then came back to a note on the table saying, "I'm going to enjoy single life, thanks!" He left me with the bill. FML
Anonymous
Here you go
Today, my husband served me divorce papers and an order to grant him temporary custody of our kids. Tomorrow is my birthday. FML
Jeri
United States
Today, the day of my 29th birthday and two weeks after our 10th wedding anniversary, the only thing my husband got me for my birthday was divorce papers. Happy birthday, bitch. FML
MissT
Dianella, Australia
Love hurts
Today, my divorce certificate arrived in the mail. Reading it felt like I was punched in the face by a brick. FML
Anonymous
Tucson, United States
Happy new year, huh?
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Top comments
xxhollilollixx 6
What a **** gargler.
heythere131630 9
This is a situation when the term "asshole" just isn't quite strong enough.
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Comments (133)
ICastillo 25
Uh oh he is going to start a new tradition on New Years. Happy New Years! Now here are the divorce papers. Got to start the New Years off right I guess..
pieman528 10
At least he got one of his resolutions done. That's quite admirable in my opinion.
xxhollilollixx 6
What a **** gargler.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Well, that's a new one!
MrPlopper 9
***** juggling thundercunt
XxDevilxXGt 26
Penis monger.
UncleMuscles 5
Individual of ill manners.
JONNBOY88 9
Butt goblin?
realSlimjimShady 7
Cum guzzler
Pretty_reckless_fml 18
For some reason 2's picture just makes this so much better
Brett41 10
cockholster..
sens3sfailing 25
I'm sticking to asscandle. God, I love that word.
dunebro 15
This is as subjective as it can get.
ajeppsen 25
sperm nugget?
lyskiss 10
Great way to start the year!
TheUnknown_fml 9
I'm sorry for you OP :(
heythere131630 9
This is a situation when the term "asshole" just isn't quite strong enough.
lilhellian 27
Asscandle? Asshat? Assfucker? Assbottle?
ICastillo 25
Ass muncher, Ass strangler, Ass puppet, Ass gremlin.....
botanistjessica 24
fuckass
GothickNihilist 15
Maybe excrement delivery system. :(
perdix 31
#5, that's what adjectives and adverbs are for.
expertsmilee 26
Ass cricket
Catkam623 27
******* ass dick prick
Misskayfoyer 14
Cum guzzling ass muncher?
perdix 31
May I interest you in a 2011 Douchenozzle with dual overhead cams and 9, count 'em, 9 cup holders? It's more powerful than even a 2013 Asshole.
lowshadows 21
********
dunebro 15
Why is he an asshole?
xSunnyOlivia 17
Oh I'm so sorry. Maybe you're not sorry, maybe he was a dick. Oh shit i'm not very good in these kinds of situations..
sens3sfailing 25
Is it just me or does #6 apologize in a lot of her comments?
Kradle2022 2
sometimes life gives you lemons,now it is divorce papers,sucks for you op :(
BlowinChronic 18
OP's husband's name is life? That's pretty awesome.
Axipiter 24
When life gives you lemons, find a kid with a papercut.
samasara 20
I know someone named Leif. It's pronounced as life, though. It's pretty cool, too.
yoursucklives 36
sometimes, you eat the bear, and sometimes, well, he eats you.
sens3sfailing 25
When life gives me lemons, I make beef stew.
yahtzeesouls 12
Just make sure to put those lemons to good use. Lemon grenades perchance
howdeedoo 22
Well, at least you can find someone better now
bubblebuddy22 3
ouch I'm sorry
UltimateGIRness 16
You should have gave him a midnight kick in the balls
scta 13
given*
UltimateGIRness 16
96- sorry,I didn't notice my mistake