Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML
Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I got a separation agreement from my wife. It was sent from the lawyer she spent the long weekend with right before she told me it was over. FML
Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th birthday today. For my birthday present, she gave me a subscription to match.com. FML
Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML
Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML
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EvilTwerp 12
That greedy bitch!
missL1z 5
It wouldn't show up on yours either. Give her what she wants because she probably thought really hard about it to even wait it out.
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Comments (124)
lil_mari21 5
What a bitch!!
spiff3033 1
trust me, it may not seem like it now but soon you will discover it was the best gift she could have given you! i am a divorce proponent!
purplecowchik 5
On the plus side, at least she didn't give that gift on Christmas. You probably had a pleasant last Christmas together.
ImInYourFACEbook 8
Your comment made me think; what exactly did he get her for Christmas? I hope you didn't spend too much OP!
old09 11
*CoughBitchCough*
zoe768532 1
Wow what a bitch
MelTheGreat 23
Smart lady. Also, you're going to lose everything.
LoganBurrito 6
Bitches be trippin'. Niw you need to throw a sexy party.
ClassyCommando 13
Word.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Inconsiderate, selfish, greedy bitches like your so-called "wife" doesn't deserve anything in life. You don't deserve her, just be glad to get rid of that now legally called BITCH!!!
GoW_Chick 15
Well who pissed in your cheerios? You never know maybe OP was just as bad as her in the relationship or they just grew apart it happens.
ikickgingers 15
I love when a_teen rages... It makes me tingly all over like Christmas morning anticipation.
RetardedComments 3
You can't say you didn't see it coming OP. You really can't blame her for wanting a divorce, and it was smart of her to wait till New years. If she wasn't happy in the relationship, just let her go. Everyone deserves someone special,including you OP. Hopefully , by next year you'll find someone who loves you.
monster_tamer 11
Thank you, for one of the few reasonable comments on here.
cooLING 0
We don't have all the information here, so no one can really say anything positive or negative about this divorce. Plus, some people actually do just spring divorce up on their spouses because they, themselves, fail to communicate their own feelings until it has reached a crisis point. There is just too little information.
andrewsgirl2010 7
Ouch :/ think of it this way: you can find somebody new to spend the new year with :)