Today, while watching TV in my dorm, I clearly heard my roommate yell to someone proudly, "I've only taken a shower 4 or 5 times since I've been here." He's been my roommate for four months. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML
Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML
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Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
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Today, I discovered that I have to share a room with my new stepbrother. I also discovered that he takes the same number of showers over the course of two weeks as I do in a single day: one. FML
Today, I counted 3 weeks since my new roommate scooped the poop out of her two cats' litter boxes. Also, she keeps rubbing in my face that she takes such good care of the cats, and I can only pretend to nod in agreement. There’s five more months on the lease. FML
Today, I realized that my flatmate showers so little that the furniture she uses smells like BO. FML
Today, I walked into my roommate's room to ask him a question, only to see a pitcher with over a pint of urine in it sitting on his bookcase. This is at least the fifth conversation in a year I've had with him about not peeing in containers in his room. FML
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Sinshine 28
What I'm wondering is: You've been roommates for all this time and you seem surprised by thei lack of showering. So... Didn't you smell that before?
bigredmonkeybutt 30
That stinks.
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bigredmonkeybutt 30
That stinks.
Sinshine 28
What I'm wondering is: You've been roommates for all this time and you seem surprised by thei lack of showering. So... Didn't you smell that before?
junkymagi 7
I've only taken a shower 4 or 5 times since I've been here. The way it's written, the OP is the one that's not showered... The story, as written, makes no sense.. why is there proud yelling? What has the OP's shower count got to do with the yelling?
revidffum69 22
Read it again. The roommate is yelling proudly, I....
Alup132 22
Good thing there’s punctuation to avoid confusion. Too bad they didn’t use it.
jbuckets_404 39
And you never told your Resident Assistant or the front desk personnel?! YDI....
Inkoseh 33
Punctuation is important too.. Maybe he takes baths? :P
crashtestdumplin 16
Maybe his parents live close to campus?
Studious_Gluteus 20
Self care is important. Try to shower at least a few times a week.