Today, I gave my sister a stun gun for her birthday since she recently had a couple "close calls" walking home from work late at night. She was so excited and thankful that she wanted to express her gratitude by shocking me to see if it really worked. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave my girlfriend a small stun gun I bought for her. She mentioned how she thought it was ''cute'', though it probably wouldn't help if someone was after her. She then put the tazer to my chest. When I woke up, she told me how it was my fault, for buying it for her. FML
Today, I got tased, with the same TASER I bought my girlfriend to use on people trying to rob her. FML
Today, my mom decided to try her new taser on me while I was asleep on the couch. FML
Today, my roommate showed me that her pepper spray had expired, so I decided to test it on myself. It worked. FML
Today, I gave my wife a birthday present. For months she'd been talking about an expensive treadmill that she wanted, so I bought it. Her reaction when she saw it was to yell, "YOU THINK I'M FAT!" and burst into tears. FML
Today, my girlfriend totally emasculated me and made me a laughing stock when we got mugged and, instead of just handing over her purse like the guy said, she took out a stun gun and used it on him while I freaked out and cried. Now all my friends are laughing at me. FML
Today, I came home a day after my birthday, and was greeted by my mother who told me, "Oh, I have birthday present for you." She explained that she and my father went on a hike, and handed me my present. I got a fucking stick for my birthday. FML
Today, my parents thought it would be a great surprise to accidentally shoot me in the leg for my birthday. FML
Today, I bought my daughter a rape alarm after she had a near-miss with a creep following her to her part-time job. As soon as I handed it to her in the car park, she accidentally set it off and one of her coworkers put me in a rather painful headlock and threw me to the ground, breaking my arm. FML
Today, I received an email from my friend in South Africa, with whom I'll soon be staying for 2 months. She was telling me that she had bought me a few things so I would be prepared for my stay. What did she buy me? A taser and some pepper-spray. FML
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Top comments
24788 7
Lol, I love this one. I'd so do that to my friend. :)
farmgirl 3
#4 - not even real guns are illegal... and that's really funny, i would have done the same thing
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Comments (108)
24788 7
Lol, I love this one. I'd so do that to my friend. :)
Bobby64 29
I especially love the OP's name. Sounds, umm, tasty.
locasocha 0
ouch! well at least you know it works! woo second comment!
StreetSinger 4
Hahaha, that's funny. Aren't those illegal though?
yazdmich 1
I think the op meant tazer
loverlyeyes90 0
lol. i would have done that too if my brother or sister bought me one=p
Broken_Mirror 0
So.. did it work? =D
noobienick 19
No, that's why it shocked him.
farmgirl 3
#4 - not even real guns are illegal... and that's really funny, i would have done the same thing
cefarix 5
FYL because she shocked you YDI for giving a stun gun to a sister that would do that to you
StreetSinger 4
Oops, nevermind, they're illegal in my state, but not in most others.
Jimboom 12
Falcon punch the bitch!
rukusrazor 0
Those things hurt like ****!. No one should do that to another person. Trust me, it incapacitates you. This isn't like a funny shock. /ok, it's a little funny.