Today, I was working on potty training my daughter. She opened the fridge while I wasn't looking and peed all over the lower shelf. FML
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Today, my daughter watched a potty training video on Sesame Street. In the middle of the video, she got up and ran to her potty to practice. She then announced, "All done!", and proudly closed the lid to her potty. She then immediately stood on top of it and peed. FML
Today, I came down with food poisoning of some sort. After hours of scrambling to the toilet to vomit and empty my bowels, my three-year-old daughter got fed up and is now trying to potty-train me. FML
Today, I went to check on my 2 year-old daughter in her playroom, since she was being awfully quiet. I walk in to see her finger painting with her own feces on her kiddie table. FML
Today, I spent almost an hour cleaning and scrubbing the inside of my fridge. Just when I'd finished putting everything back inside, I tipped over the open milk carton. FML
Today, when I went to pick up my daughter from preschool, I found out she'd "accidentally" tried to flush her clothes down the toilet while going to the bathroom. FML
Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML
Today, in an attempt to potty train my 2-year-old, I sat her on the toilet and waited for several minutes. I finally gave up and lifted her off the toilet just in time for her to pee on my new shoes. FML
Today, I was babysitting my 8-year-old niece. I left her for 10 minutes so I could take a shower, only to walk in on her with her dress rolled up, peeing on the floor. FML
Today, I was desperate to teach my 2-year old to use her potty. I had to pee, and thought maybe she would learn by watching me use it. Everything was going well, until I realized that I had a long pee. So long that it overfilled her potty all over. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
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notalwaysbesta 14
That’s actually pretty impressive for a girl, just saying.
Charlie Given 28
lol once when we were potty training are oldest daughter she sat on the toilet cover and peed all over the toilet and floor 🤣 or when my little brother was 3 he took a huge crap on my parents bedroom floor and stuck a toy figure called pokey(from Gumby and Pokey show)with just his head sticking out then proudly announced that pokey took a poo poo and needed his butt wiped, I cried laughing 😂
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notalwaysbesta 14
That’s actually pretty impressive for a girl, just saying.
RichardPencil 32
I don’t think you’re training her right, IMHO.
Charlie Given 28
lol once when we were potty training are oldest daughter she sat on the toilet cover and peed all over the toilet and floor 🤣 or when my little brother was 3 he took a huge crap on my parents bedroom floor and stuck a toy figure called pokey(from Gumby and Pokey show)with just his head sticking out then proudly announced that pokey took a poo poo and needed his butt wiped, I cried laughing 😂
Akitakat 31
I see a creative genius on the rise.
HotDog300 8
Why is your fridge so close to the toilet?
historygrad74 19
Hence why I don't have children