Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say, he spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I shoved my tits in my boyfriend's face, but he chose to continue playing Minecraft. FML
Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
Today, my spouse made it clear that they would rather play video games than be intimate with me. I've tried everything, but get nothing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. All of the sudden, he whispered in my ear, "Do you want to hear a Minecraft joke?" FML
Today, I promised my husband "unlimited butthole access" if he'd get off his video games and help me with my homework. He pointed out that this was the fourth time I'd promised him that, and that since I never followed through the last three times, he wouldn't be doing a thing. Well, shit. FML
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Antoine_Dodson 0
Correction: he's a creeper.
XplicitJesus 4
im guessing you havent either?
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Comments (424)
rene22 18
minecraft is ass
mpclaw 3
what's your point?
glitchedgamer 0
Smart man. Minecraft is ******* amazing.
harrywestt 0
da **** he needs to set his priorities straight. which grown man plays mine craft?
Reallyjerkman11 0
he made the better choice!!
jennnwoww 2
I would have done the same thing just to piss you off.
head2133 12
minecraft is pretty addicting but not that much unless your extremely unatractive to him he should have just had sex with you then played minecraft then everybody would be happy
joeuscus 0
you must be ugly. If he wanted minecraft morecthan you.
udontknome 0
I think he made his "mine" up ;)
logslayer 0
Minecraft is amazing, I will admit. But sex is equally or greater than an indie computer game, (depending on you and your partners relationship). I'd personally choose the sex :)