Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say, he spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I shoved my tits in my boyfriend's face, but he chose to continue playing Minecraft. FML
Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
Today, my spouse made it clear that they would rather play video games than be intimate with me. I've tried everything, but get nothing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. All of the sudden, he whispered in my ear, "Do you want to hear a Minecraft joke?" FML
Today, I promised my husband "unlimited butthole access" if he'd get off his video games and help me with my homework. He pointed out that this was the fourth time I'd promised him that, and that since I never followed through the last three times, he wouldn't be doing a thing. Well, shit. FML
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Antoine_Dodson 0
Correction: he's a creeper.
XplicitJesus 4
im guessing you havent either?
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Comments (424)
tronage 0
so do u still want to have sex
Leftieswillrule 3
never underestimate the power of a game where if he needs to, he can build a better wife. one that doesn't bitch
Deathpawz 4
I would chose minecraft also it's epic :D
TodaySuxx 7
lol ur husband obviously doesnt know what he's missing out on
KasCiaYr 0
Or perhaps he does and it is not worth it.
Glassmaster 0
Sounds like some of the Everquest addicts out there...
horridromance 7
I love that game!
Loaffer 2
holy shit haha that sucks balls (see what I did there) ya all my friends are obsessed with that game but it's really just boring as shit.
JulieNewb 0
I woulld play minecraft too its amazing.
jhillstead 0
that's not even an ultimatum, and ultimatum is option of two things you don't want to do to. so what your saying, is that sex with you is terrible and the game minecraft sucks. while I can't contest to the first option, minecraft sure as he'll does not suck
MatthewDmerrill 5
what's his name on minecraft?