Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say, he spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I shoved my tits in my boyfriend's face, but he chose to continue playing Minecraft. FML
Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
Today, my spouse made it clear that they would rather play video games than be intimate with me. I've tried everything, but get nothing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. All of the sudden, he whispered in my ear, "Do you want to hear a Minecraft joke?" FML
Today, I promised my husband "unlimited butthole access" if he'd get off his video games and help me with my homework. He pointed out that this was the fourth time I'd promised him that, and that since I never followed through the last three times, he wouldn't be doing a thing. Well, shit. FML
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Antoine_Dodson 0
Correction: he's a creeper.
XplicitJesus 4
im guessing you havent either?
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Comments (424)
maddy1028 0
SMH!
ShakeMeDown 12
good for him.
Levvy 22
So, you want sympathy for being a lousier lay than 8-bit graphics?
smartguy13v 2
Epic Win.
thewife5 19
that's not an ultimatum... that was a choice.. ydi ... and your husband sucks!
lalalaha 0
that's more of a choice rather than an ultimatum
DipolarApathy1 0
Ok buy laptop download minecraft and have sex in that -_-
finndizzle 0
either your ugly/ boring or he is gay. I'd never trade pussy for minecraft ever... and I like playing minecraft. I just prefer hammering my way through ****** more than pixilated blocks.
Residence_fml 4
I wouldn't get turned on by an ultimatum either, besides it wasn't really an ultimatum. If you want intimacy just ask to watch a movie and go on from there if he doesn't want to be intimate anymore perhaps the marriage isn't that good
heyred 11
I made the same ultimatum with WoW. We're now divorced.
theluminary 0
YDI... that wasn't an ultimatum that was saying you have to have sex with me right now or you can play your game. Clearly he was not in the mood. what would you have done if he would have done the same thing while you were doing something you enjoyed. Something tells me you would have done the same.