Today, my boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the CEO of my company wanted to meet with me. I was excited until I found out she just wanted to bitch me out and personally fire me. Later on, I found out my boss had totally shafted me and blamed the failure of a big project on me instead of admitting it was all his fault. FML
Today, after I had an excellent one night stand with a guy yesterday, I saw him at work. He was a client my boss was trying to talk into a deal. The guy recognised me and accused my boss of sending me to seduce him into signing the contract. The deal fell apart and my boss is livid with me. FML
Today, I went to deliver some reports to my boss in his office. He was facing away from me and ranting about his "useless employees", so I slipped in and waited for him to put the phone down. Turns out he was talking to himself. When he noticed me, he bitched me out and threatened to fire me. FML
Today, my mom stumbled into my house, drunk and half naked, while I was in a Zoom meeting. My client said he no longer had an interest working with someone with such a disreputable home life, and offered to pray for our salvation before ending the call. My boss is going to eviscerate me. FML
Today, yet again, my boss whined to me like a baby over being "friend-zoned" by his secretary. Not only does he basically stalk her and make her eat lunch with him every day, she's a lesbian in a committed relationship. He suspended me after I lost it and told him to see a fucking therapist. FML
Today, my boss found me on a dating app. He found it perfectly acceptable to message me and didn't understand why I wasn't comfortable with it. He now wants to have a meeting with me about inappropriate behavior outside of work. FML
Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, my boss threw me out of her office during a conference call for daring to correct her. The client fired the company because she subsequently got all the information on the call wrong, and plainly had no idea what was going on. From all the screaming, this is now all my fault. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
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Top comments
sweet_candy_ 17
Wow, that's creepy.
Cinn_fml 23
Well, that's a new one. I'm not sure exactly how sexual harassment laws work in the US, but I'm sure you could've got something to at least make him behave... Unless he was just joking and completely misjudged the professional level he should have been using.
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Comments (154)
sweet_candy_ 17
Wow, that's creepy.
syddyb 0
hopefully the meeting was in an open place with thin walls. just in case he actually did rape you.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Headshot... +50 credits -1 douchebag
deputy_g 5
yeah it is creepy
C6Racer 0
Just be glad he didn't go through with any of his threats.
millionaire93 0
hahaah I agree with 42.
pwincessa23 1
he probably said GRAPE! "I'm going to tie u to the radiator & GRAPE u in the mouth" idt he said rape. he is gonna GRAPE U!(as in the fruit). cool video though. hilarious.
Master_Of_Sand2 0
♫ Guess who's back? Back again? Gaara's back! Tell a friend! ♫ Anyway, OP, I just gotta say that you totally deserved this. The customer is always right. :)
ninjanate 0
62 ur a douche. the customer is right even I'd they threaten you with psychological pain memories? I don't think so.
warpig182 0
I think the customer is always right. Always
jakeisawake 3
#73, that's because you are a dumbass, and you most likely have never worked in customer service.
heyheywaddup 7
tru datt
SupKev 0
Haha, #86 i agree! lol
taytay6510 6
shut up. your annoying
taytay6510 6
PSHHHH.
YDI_S 0
YDI for your boss sending me to a meeting with a client you've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue you, and making vulgar comments about raping you in his office.
TheOptimist 0
Whoa 73, what the **** were you thinking when you made that joke? The comment section is mop place for joking around.
TheOptimist 0
** mop = no **
PanteraRules 0
Maybe he was rapper not a raper
Ketchup_Castle 30
Yeah, I wonder what that guy's problem is. She should have reported him.
Drivebmw 0
I am a sad, sad little man.
thakiller 0
you sir failed
katey280 0
people don't take rape seriously. I hate people who think it's nothing.
sexylove504 0
Thank u finally someone with some common sense
sovietkiwi 0
rape is funny AND fun
FreshSalad 1
Sounds like a nice guy.
H3ALTHFR3AK 0
yea! "I'll pass on the brutal rape, but how about dinner?"
jakerb0b 0
ur salad needs moar cheese
mathew17986g 2
woooow uuuuuh thats kinda 2 extremes dont yah think
jakeisawake 3
"I'm going to rape your ass, and then I'm going to sue your company." I wouldn't say those are two extremes; people sue for stupid shit all the time. This is just another thing a dumb **** would say.
stokkingu 8
lol @#7 but seriously, id cry because of that :c
PriestessPaula 3
Ooh! Stocking! :3 No crying please! D:
Cinn_fml 23
Well, that's a new one. I'm not sure exactly how sexual harassment laws work in the US, but I'm sure you could've got something to at least make him behave... Unless he was just joking and completely misjudged the professional level he should have been using.
Bananagrl 0
Yeah if a client or subcontractor makes comments like that, it is sexual harassment. If it was the first time anyone from your office went there or the first time the guy made comments like that, you probably can't do much of anything except tell your boss that you don't want to see this client again. But if it's happened before, you can sue your company as they should be providing a "safe" working environment where you aren't repeatedly threatened to be raped. wtf. who does that in a business setting?? There are clients at my job that women won't talk to because they are assholes, but nothing quite like that.
WhatTheFuq 0
You have something on your face.
Bishop181 0
Yeah smart people would send dumb people like that client to jail.
jakeisawake 3
Chyeah, I wonder how he'd handle rape when it's his ass bent over. **** tard.
hideyoself 4
Is your boss Michael Scott?
lv426master 0
lol!
nickbouz 3
lmao! that was a good one
CrazedMango6 0
lmao! I was totally thinking that! haha.
ivandqj 0
lol
Dracoboxer357 36
17- Because rape is just that funny? :p