Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. All of the sudden, he whispered in my ear, "Do you want to hear a Minecraft joke?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
Today, I shoved my tits in my boyfriend's face, but he chose to continue playing Minecraft. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, while in the middle of having sex with my husband, instead of saying something sexy in my ear, he whispered, "We are so gonna make pizza after this." FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say, he spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear, "It's not gonna suck itself." FML
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EmDizzle2007 28
what was the joke??
Spoopy Flame III 8
this is important
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EmDizzle2007 28
what was the joke??
Spoopy Flame III 8
this is important
RichardPencil 32
"Is it funnier than the joke you're ******* me with?"
jbuckets_404 39
If he doesn't have the craft & skills to satisfy OP's "mine," then he's the joke....
Chen Zhibang 8
As if he's not already digging...
BurnInDemonFire 39
Dude sounds like a Creeper. I mean keeper!
TxKitten79 10
Omg that's really funny. If you can't laugh during sex then either you're too uptight or you're with the wrong person. Not long ago my Husband made me watch a horrible comedy/horror called Thankskilling. There is a line in there that was funny. So a few nights later we were going at it, and I was giving him a BJ. The line popped into my head and I started giggling. So Husband chuckles and says, "What?" I pull off enough to look up at Him and say, "Gobble gobble motherfu**er." We both just lost it. We had a great laugh, and eventually got back to business. Point being, sometimes ya just gotta tell jokes during sex. And it's a good thing when you feel comfortable enough with your partner to do it.
WeirdUS 30
Not everyone who doesn't is "up tight". For some it kills the mood some find it a turn on some don't. There is a time and place for everything. Learning when it works and when it doesn't is part of being funny and also part of being an adult. What works for you and those around you.
TxKitten79 10
I read your comment to my husband. He told me to tell you he's giving you the "you're an idiot and have broken my brain" look.
OnReceivingEnd 18
"Do you know what's worse than hearing a Minecraft joke right now? Hearing my BOYFRIEND....joke."