fatnick
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife told me that the only reason she gets it on with me is for the extra calorie burn. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
mattttbob
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML
Who1s269
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife told me that getting in the mood to have sex with me is like trying to get in the mood to hit the treadmill. FML
seeminglyunsexy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife decided she didn't want to lose weight with me. We were trying to decide on a reward for each pound lost. I suggested sex as the reward. She felt it wasn't fair to punish her just because I lost weight. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Health kick
Today, after my wife set a new rule to improve my health, one sex session for every three visits to the gym, which has greatly improved our sex life for two months, and I've never been fitter, but now she complains I'm not keeping her company on the couch anymore. FML
tripb101
United States
Today, I hinted at getting it on towards my wife (it's been 2 weeks since we last did). She answered with "no I'm to tired", within 2 minutes she said, "I'm gonna go use the treadmill". She got all hot and sweaty for about 30 minutes, but it was with the treadmill. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend, who's on a diet, refused to give me a blow job because my sperm would "add useless calories" to her day. FML
HotACE
🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my girlfriend, she tells me that the flab on my stomach does not turn her on, and stops in the middle of it. Therefore, until my diet is over, guess who doesn't get any. FML
Anonymous
Chur, Switzerland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife is treating me like I'm the devil, all because I refused to go on medication that would kill my sex drive, just so she wouldn't have to deal with me actually wanting to make love more than once a year. FML
Anonymous
Seattle, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife told me she'd rather bust up concrete than get it on with me. FML
Travis
🌶️ Spicy
Power moves
Today, my wife told me that I take her breath away. However, she was talking about my large stomach hitting her while we have sex and knocking the wind out of her with every thrust. FML
Top comments
dacho 7
Hey, at least you're getting some.
White667 0
Score? Least this way she's not gunna just lay there, so'll actually get into it some more. Everybody wins.
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Comments (43)
dacho 7
Hey, at least you're getting some.
Gia0896 0
ahaaaaa
drm316 0
I agree
DumDum999 0
that's cute
Djdaley 0
2nd
White667 0
Score? Least this way she's not gunna just lay there, so'll actually get into it some more. Everybody wins.
fakepolice 0
But you get some right? And see puts in work to get the extra calories off? what's the fml here...
greenbeny48 0
wow....... that's just sad, but bases on your username, i can see why
Rota 0
Next time you have sex, do her from behind, and out of nowhere pull out, put her in a full Nelson, and jam your **** in her ass and see how much she struggles. That ought to burn some calories for both of you.
FAKEstfu 0
Wait....fyl for being a good lay? Ydi for being stupid.
dolphinlvr7 24
I don't think you understood this fml
xx3ginaxx3 0
it's a win-win situation, don't complain. hah 8th (:
redbluegreen 41
Now we know where guys who shove doughnuts down the woman's throat come from. ^ ^
DuxHuntin 0
Who cares offer her more calorie burning if you don't wear her out someone else will