Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say, he spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I shoved my tits in my boyfriend's face, but he chose to continue playing Minecraft. FML
Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
Today, my spouse made it clear that they would rather play video games than be intimate with me. I've tried everything, but get nothing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. All of the sudden, he whispered in my ear, "Do you want to hear a Minecraft joke?" FML
Today, I promised my husband "unlimited butthole access" if he'd get off his video games and help me with my homework. He pointed out that this was the fourth time I'd promised him that, and that since I never followed through the last three times, he wouldn't be doing a thing. Well, shit. FML
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Antoine_Dodson 0
Correction: he's a creeper.
XplicitJesus 4
im guessing you havent either?
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Comments (424)
crazyCI 7
it's not ur fault... minecraft is ridiculously addictive
connan1030 0
then you must be very terrible in bed
sdmarti 0
or a bbw
NecroParade 3
The problem here is that you gave an ultimatum. Maybe being less bitchy would solve your problem?
samicna 4
you gave him a choice.. next time say " let's have sex then you can play minecraft"
SPORKoDEATH 0
he's a smart man! lol
jenlynn86 0
I've given mine the same one.. only he plays WoW (World of Warcraft) :-(
mtlooney225 0
OP, you should've just gave him a lap dance or bj while he was playing.
NicNax007 0
minecraft is an awesome game I must admit... but giving up sex?!!! ya I'm not sure if it's that good!
Badboy6 5
hahaha either your bad in the sack or he is a pro at minecraft
N3v43h 0
well... you should have stolen the power cable, and said... have sex with me, and you can PLAY MINECRAFT!!! XD never played it, but incentives... ya know?