Lua
Laon, France
Good boy
Today, my friends renamed my dog, “Dog Vader.“ Yes, my dog has asthma. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my dog took a dump beside the air intake for our furnace. The house now smells like dog crap. FML
moving out first chance I get!
Insane
Today, my insane mother struck again. She refused to drive me to my doctor’s appointment for my asthma because the office won’t let her bring her precious doggo inside and it’s too cold to sit in the car with it. No, she won’t leave it at home like a normal person, and no it’s not a service dog. FML
Anonymous
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
OhhhNooo
United States
Never forget
Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML
Anonymous
United States
Jumping to conclusions
Today, I’ve been getting death threats after a former friend did a storytime online about me getting rid of my dog after having a baby. She completely left out I had no choice but to rehome my dog because my baby is deathly allergic and had to be hospitalized for breathing problems from the dog. FML
H……
Are you sure you're OK?
Today, my roommate and I were talking about how much better my dog has gotten at not peeing in the house, and how I was doing better at not losing my temper when he did. A few hours after this conversation, the dog pissed all over the floor and I screamed so loudly that now my throat hurts. FML
fuck!
United States
WOOF WOOF
Today, my upstairs neighbors, in my supposedly pet-free apartment complex, got a puppy. It’s a Great Dane. FML
aaalias34
United States
Today, my dog farted. Immediately, he turned around to sniff his stink then furiously licked his butthole. He then licked my nose. FML
Vicky
My BFF
Today, I took my dog to the vet. He sat on my lap the whole car ride, licking my face and acting like my best friend. As soon as we got inside, he turned into a Tasmanian devil and pissed on my shoes, all while looking at me like I'd betrayed him. FML
Swabidizop
Greeley, United States
Today, I had the most rancid fart. My dog woke up from his nap and bit me as punishment. FML
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MandieL 27
I don't understand why this is an issue.
lovebooks07 15
I'm sorry about your dog, OP. Though I have to say your friends sound quite hilarious
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Comments (26)
MandieL 27
I don't understand why this is an issue.
CrassKal 27
I guess it might be hurtful to poke fun at an animal's health issue. Kind of like calling a double amputee "Lt. Dan". Except the being in question is unaware, so maybe OP feels like the mocking dog behind it's back?
Joseph24689 14
LT DAN ICE CREAM
lovebooks07 15
I'm sorry about your dog, OP. Though I have to say your friends sound quite hilarious
Emirac 10
So? I had a female cat we called Dennis and a male dog that my brother called myrtle the turtle. It was funny. I'd say more f your dog's life. Asthma has to suck.
lusanna 19
Awe maybe you'll eventually learn to like it or you can name your friend hand solo
Theguyinthedark 11
I'm gonna call my friend that. Thank you.
Lt_Senpai 21
What if I do it with 2 hands?
pandor_fml 24
I feel you OP, I tried to name my cat "possum" but everyone just ended up calling her "Not Righty" :( it stuck too. To be fair the cat is pretty not right though
Carrot021 12
I had a cat named Possum before. She was a great cat ❤
mds9986 24
Luke, you are my puppy.
Lt_Senpai 21
Dude, I love Star Trek too!
Mel_ham 15
lmao... star trek
Dr_Awesome654 24
Actually, I didn't ask
Lily_Rain77 25
Glad I don't have friends like that. I have asthma. Sucks for your dog though.
rmz89 5
Learned to use the dog side of the force your dog has.