Today, my 20-year-old sister is taking care of my cat while I am out of state. She sent a photo of him "playing in a silly way" with her kitty. I then had to very seriously explain to her that in the photo, my cat and her cat were trying to make more cats. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister came over for a visit. I was going to surprise her with the news that I had spontaneously gotten a cat. The first thing she told me when she came in was that she ran over my neighbor's cat. None of my neighbors have cats. FML
Today, I woke up to a cat licking my face. I don't have a cat. I quickly put the cat out the front door and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I remembered that I had agreed to take care of my sister's cat for a week. I looked out the door, but the cat is nowhere to be found. FML
Today, I saw my little brother playing with my new kitten. He is only five and isn't very gentle so I took the cat away and told him "You can't play with the cat! I don't think he likes you very much!" in a joking tone. The cat then bit and clawed my face. FML
Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML
Today, my older brother told me that the only reason I like cats is because they control minds. I laughed. He was serious. FML
Today, we got a new kitten, and my older cat is not happy. I just learned that my fiance doesn't interfere when they fight. He says watching my old fat cat chase the kitten is the funniest thing he's seen all month. FML
Today, I showed my 5-year-old son a photo with a ginger cat and her 6 newborn kittens. I forgot to tell my son the cat mom is not the male ginger cat at home, despite them looking exactly same. His excitement became deep sorrow and a tantrum when he figured out that we didn't get half a dozen kittens. FML
Today, my family came back from holiday to discover that my little sister had messed with the cat flap before we left. Several stray cats were able to come in, but were unable to get out, and left shit in various areas around the house. FML
Today, my sister told me she is getting married and asked me to be the Co-Maid of Honor. Who is the first maid of honor? Her cat. She is serious. FML
Today, our family cat died. He had a disease (forget the name). My sister brought home a bunny, and I thought nothing of it until I tried to make the cat and the bunny friends. Sadly, it triggered his illness from stress, and he tragically passed away 4 days later. I still believe it's my fault; everyone says otherwise. FML
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wanted_2_want 40
Aww !! Your sister must be an innocent, pure woman. Or. Just. Plain. Ignorant.
Colleenfllorida 9
Why arent they both fixed?
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Comments (15)
wanted_2_want 40
Aww !! Your sister must be an innocent, pure woman. Or. Just. Plain. Ignorant.
julfunky 29
So they’re getting along? That’s nice.
RichardPencil 32
"'playing in a silly way' with her kitty?" WTF?!?! Oh, wait, you mean her literal domesticated feline animal! Never mind...
assassinmaster 22
Are you really this “smart”?
RichardPencil 32
I did use single quotes inside double quotes, so, yeah, I’m pretty “smart!”
Colleenfllorida 9
Why arent they both fixed?
EarthsMightiestHeroes 20
if you look at the username, OP says her cat is neutered. And fixing animals doesn't stop them from trying to reproduce, my dog has been neutered all his life (he's 10) and still tries to mate with my other dog all the damn time.
raven_of_azarath 35
Fixing them may take away some of the parts and prevent certain chemicals from being released, but it sure as hell doesn’t get rid of natural instinct. When my then unfixed female went into heat the first time, my neutered male would not get off her.
Emma Marshall 19
Who says they aren't? And it literally says her cat has no balls.
CrazyTrainWreck 19
Pussy on pussy action... I know a few people who would pay to see that.
Lobby_Bee 18
"how many cats is too many cats? there's no such number"
DataWog 30
I remember once when a friend of my mom's came over... 'Is your cat a calico?' 'Yeah?' 'Well, she's getting ****** in your front yard.' We got her fixed as soon after birth that it was safe to do so...
tibtak 20
Is that not incest?
Glowworm56 27
"You see, sister dear, when a boy cat and girl cat love each other very much..."
ARISKomuniszt 24
The birds and the bees... and the cats