Today, I found out that the girl I've been talking to online and sending certain pictures to is actually my ex's new boyfriend. He ended up telling me he'd just wanted to see how he compared to me down below because my ex refused to go into detail about it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, l took my new boyfriend to the place where my ex and I used to hook up, only to find out that my ex and his new girl had the same idea. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was actually in a relationship the whole time. How did I find this out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend posted a video of me going down on him online. FML
Today, I found out that the love of my life had been pleasuring himself to pictures of my ex-boyfriends. Yes, he's bisexual. He says it's ok because I'm dating him now. Great. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend gives out my number to guys who ask for hers. Let's just say that I'll never be able to unsee the pictures that were sent to me. FML
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Top comments
inkdeath87 18
That sucks, but it's a lesson! Never send pictures to people online! You never know who's on the other side!
michaelm1290 23
Well then, that is certainly a whole new spin on catfishing
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Comments (105)
inkdeath87 18
That sucks, but it's a lesson! Never send pictures to people online! You never know who's on the other side!
laya_fml 26
I agree with 1! While it certainly sucks that your ex's boyfriend did that, you deserve it for sending nudes to someone who you don't actually know.
Enslaved 38
Know and "trust" should be fine.
Tuffay 14
Enslaved, after all this time on FML, I feel I Know, and Trust you! Wink wink
Enslaved 38
Okay, feel free to send me pictures of "you". :P Promise! they'll be in good hands. RHCP's take it on the "Otherside" music playing in the background. ;)
silencebabyy 23
OP shouldve done video chat to verify
Colin_XU 6
Agree. Video chat will be better.
imbatmanbitch 7
yes.....
michaelm1290 23
Well then, that is certainly a whole new spin on catfishing
Maclaine21 15
Cockfishing
nephilim241 19
That's bizarre, I hope you put him to shame OP
Bakarra 22
Yea if OP is packing then this could actually be a good thing for him, no wonder the ex wouldn't go into detail about it, although it's odd the new boyfriend would care at all
safaeita 32
can someone explain to me this fml?
EsotericBrent 29
Essentially, his ex's new boyfriend wanted to see how OP is in the size department (a bit odd), faked being a girl online, and convinced OP to send him dick pics to compare to his own.
safaeita 32
thanks the last lines of the fmls confused me a lil bit. and of course you deserve it op.. on the internet it could be ANYONE pretending to be ANYONE !
twinkiefeets 17
I thought it was just me, I read it 5 times!!!
Epikouros 32
'If he had compared' should be 'how he compared'. I guess OP was going to say something like 'if he had a bigger penis than me', but censored himself or was censored.
Bakarra 22
The rule of nudes is, always get one before sending one, if you send one you have no leverage and that's how said nudes get "accidentally" sent to all the friends coworkers classmates of the recipient
lilhellian 27
If everyone followed this, then no nudes would be sent. Everyone would want one first, but who would send second?
Bakarra 22
Fine then the rule is: don't send nudes, if they matter that much to you then they've seen your junk already in person and don't need a picture
littlem91 29
Probably not a bad thing if none were sent.
lilhellian 27
One thing I never really understood is why do some people pressure/force some people to do them. :/
Bakarra 22
I find that nudes are double standard gender wise: If a guys nudes were spread throughout a school and he was packing it would be a good thing while if it was a girls nudes it really doesn't matter everyone's still gonna think she's a **** so yea nudes are fun but it's playing with fire
littlem91 29
In school, maybe - but in the real world that follows I'm pretty sure it's bad for either.
Bakarra 22
You never know, either one might set you up for a future in the **** biz haha
twinkiefeets 17
5- The rule is never show your face in the nude pics or any tattoos, scars, birthmarks, ect that could identify you.
twinkiefeets 17
5- you are sooooo right! The guy would be a hero and cool, the girl will be a **** and *****. I've seen it happen. I'm a juvenile probation officer, everyday a kid comes in with problems in school from pics sent by Facebook, twitter, texting. It's a whole world I never had to deal with in high school and I'm grateful.
Blazinthatshit 9
It would either happen like 13 said or one of the two would send a fake that looks convincingly real. So you really don't have any leverage anyways.
kenoswild 14
Was he happy with the results or greatly disappointed?
ApollosMyth 22
Never send nudes to people you really don't know. Even if you know them, think twice.
ninjalovin 8
You should have sent him unrealistically enhanced pictures , would have driven him insane ! Well more insane than he is now.
graceinsheepwear 34
Rule of thumb: females will rarely ask for penis pics. We just aren't wired that way. if you are talking to someone online and they ask for a dick pic, it's probably a gay guy collecting pics or someone messing with you.
Bakarra 22
Maybe not penis pics in particular he probably asked for a full body pic or something less suspicious than "hey can you send me pictures and tell me the exact length and width of your penis? Thnx"
Enslaved 38
How funny! I have never ever asked for a penis picture but I've had several guys ask-- me if I wanted to see a picture of their penis? in which they'd happily email to me. Ummmm no thanks! :P Maybe that's their "I show you mine and you show me yours" set up? :P
nanner42 13
Idk I like penis pics. If I'm going go date them, I'd at least want to be prepared with what is down there. Not all guys have pretty penises.
Acacia21 23
But most of us women don't openly ask for them, even if we are curious.
Bostern 29
He sounds like a dick, don't worry it won't be long before you can joke about it, at least he didn't give you a hard time.
allie2590 31
Maybe there was another reason he was trying to get nudes. You know... to have a hard time. ;-)