Today, I received a text message from my older brother. It said, "Ah... I want you". I hope to god it was intended for someone else. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a text from my mom that said, "Your dad and I are so proud of you." Sweet, right? It was meant for my brother. FML
Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, I got a message from my brother on Facebook that read, "They're watching you." This wouldn't have been such a big deal if he hadn't been dead for two years. FML
Today, my brother called me up. He said he needed to talk to me. Whenever someone says that, I naturally I get nervous. He said, "I gave one of my friends your number." I was shocked and asked why. "Your life makes me sad." FML
Today, I texted my brother saying, "Always remember I love you! Never forget it!" to which he replied, "You better not be doing drugs." FML
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom that said, “I’m so proud of you!” I immediately replied, “Thanks, Mom!” Then I realized it was meant for my sister, and my mom had accidentally texted me instead of her. FML
Today, I sent my sister a text about how fat I was becoming and looking as disgusting as my ex-husband. When I checked to see if she had received it I saw that I had accidentally sent it to my ex-father in law. FML
Today, I was told I have a brother… By a stranger in a parking lot, while leaving my grandfather's wake. FML
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little_musician 0
"Today, I accidentally sent a text to my sister saying 'Ah... I want you.' FML"
samisalsa 0
Isn't that a line from a Spice Girls song? Maybe he was trying to bring up some '90s nostalgia.
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Comments (40)
samisalsa 0
Isn't that a line from a Spice Girls song? Maybe he was trying to bring up some '90s nostalgia.
tattoofano 0
haha
jim_witness 0
Are you really that worried??
Darraghscoot 0
exactly! my friend got my phone and texted my mother that i like to touch children get over it
swagginsister 0
by the look of your picture, I have no doubt that, that was probably true..
PurpleSprite 7
23 I think you need new friends...lol
knitbitch 0
Oh, hey! Maybe he just meant he wanted to see you? Or maybe he meant, "Ah...I want you to help me buy a gift for my girlfriend?" Oh dear god, for your sake I hope so. Maybe he was drunk?
jdkfgkjdfb 0
INCEST. But maybe it was a prank or one of his friends wrote it as a joke.
redhusk89 0
that's grounds for homicide... but then I'm not a fan of incest
hhhhyoyoyo 1
OH GOD....:(
little_musician 0
"Today, I accidentally sent a text to my sister saying 'Ah... I want you.' FML"
smartassking 0
Lol
chessdude 8
#44 y the dislikes tho?
HurriKaty 4
This sounds more like F HIS life.
Sasori_fml 0
God, I hope tthat he did not mean to sen that
SirAlan 0
likely to be accident or a prank