Today, I discovered that I bought two shampoos instead of a shampoo and conditioner. So for the past three months, I’ve been washing my hair twice. FML
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Today, I realized I've been using conditioner instead of shampoo for the last month. I was wondering why my hair never felt clean but always smelled great. Now I have to explain to my friends that my new "shampoo routine" was actually just expensive conditioner and ignorance. FML
Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML
Today, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my shampoo with mayonnaise. FML
Today, I found out that the shampoo I’ve been using has yogurt in, following a prank my boyfriend did. Turns out he forgot about it and I’ve been using it for 5 days now. FML
Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML
Today, while at my parents' house, I decided to take a shower. I had to use my sister's bathroom and once out, grabbed a comb from her cupboard to brush my hair. I then noticed the clumps of hair on my shoulders. It's a razor comb on one side, regular on the other. I used the wrong side. FML
Today, I woke up with greasy hair, despite taking a shower last night. After washing my hair several times and it not going away, I realized that yesterday I put aerosol deodorant in my hair instead of hairspray. FML
Today, it's been three weeks since I started using a hair-growth shampoo in the hopes of combating my balding. All it's done so far is make the hair I do have monstrously bushy, both upstairs and down. FML
Today, I discovered that my "life-changing" skincare routine wasn’t working because I’d been using conditioner instead of moisturizer for two weeks. My skin is greasy, and I smell like coconuts. FML
Today, I had to inform my roommate that dry shampoo, deodorant, and perfume are not the same as a shower. It's been two weeks. FML
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Welp- 7
how didn't you notice this if conditioner leaves a very distinctive feeling afterwards? shampoo leaves a rough feeling ...while conditioner softens the hair
JasonThorn 23
Well, the instructions do usually say "Lather, Rinse, Repeat."
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Comments (5)
Wadlaen 24
On the bright side, for the past three months your hair has been super clean!
BurnInDemonFire 39
Shampoo is better. It goes on first and cleans the hair.
cyanideCircus 2
no conditioner is better. it leaves the hair silky and smooth
Welp- 7
how didn't you notice this if conditioner leaves a very distinctive feeling afterwards? shampoo leaves a rough feeling ...while conditioner softens the hair
d j mom 9
I get it.. all the bottles look the same. with dove you have to be careful because the print is so small. and some of the shampoos are really moisturizing.
JasonThorn 23
Well, the instructions do usually say "Lather, Rinse, Repeat."