Today, the car shop called me and told me an 8 year-old boy stole my car and wrecked it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up and saw my new car was gone and my son seemed very shifty. When I questioned him with the cops, he admitted to taking it for a joyride and "leaving it" behind a derelict mall. We drove over. It was wrapped around a light post, completely destroyed. FML
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Today, I walked outside to find someone had egged my house and smashed a pumpkin onto my car. I later discovered that the perpetrator was my own 8 year old son. FML
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Today, after having saved up my money for months to buy my college-bound son the car of his dreams, I got a phone call telling me it had been totalled during a drag-race. I only gave him the keys two days ago. FML
Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML
Today, my brother "borrowed" my car and keys without asking me. He came back 4 hours later, alone and pale faced. It took half an hour of questions, interrogation, and finally threats before he admitted that my car is sitting in a ditch a few miles away, probably totaled. FML
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Top comments
Lamitucus 4
I do believe they are still responsible for the theft and damage, sucks that you now have to wait on further repairs.
Hangryko 32
Sue the parents and the shop for damages.
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Comments (4)
Lamitucus 4
I do believe they are still responsible for the theft and damage, sucks that you now have to wait on further repairs.
Hangryko 32
Sue the parents and the shop for damages.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
OMG how??? Does no one know how to parent anymore? To steal a car, an 8-year-old had to get the keys, put them in the ignition, turn on the ignition, put the car into drive, and use the pedals to go. All that, and no one knew? Lawsuit, now.
Billsonhamsen 17
The shop should have insurance to protect from things like this. Ask them to file a claim.