Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
Today, my mother "checked in" to rehab on Facebook. The same rehab that told her to hand over her smartphone. The dumbass was smart enough to steal my phone and dumb enough to get it confiscated. FML
Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
Today, I found a topless photo of my mother on my phone. Thanks, iCloud. FML
Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML
Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today, while on vacation with my family, my mother told me to put my phone in her purse, so it wouldn't get stolen. Someone stole her purse. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML
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Top comments
tucansamTommyG 12
I feel your pain my mother did that with my gameboy
nlm92 15
Time to take revenge via her Facebook status!!!!
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Comments (103)
disney_blonde 16
Steal it back. She can't blame you...how can an ipod that was stolen at the mall be restolen?
ShowMeKay 20
Reminds me of double jeopardy. Can't commit the same crime twice!
ThepurpleCow 19
Time to turn her into the laughing stock of Facebook.
captain_kirky 12
dafuq?
crazycatlady1192 5
she couldn't have gotten a new one?
GnaR_KiLL5150 12
Did she buy it? It's messed up still but technically it's her's.
SatinsNightmares 17
Lmao, did you take it back?
poopmaster13 8
Steal it back!
martialart1st18 19
Hey FML staff, why are the comments closed on the FML below this one?
kiaora_fml 11
Why don't you link her to your fml post on her wallpage
whynotbliss 18
A bit better than still logged in to your Facebook...