Today, my mother "checked in" to rehab on Facebook. The same rehab that told her to hand over her smartphone. The dumbass was smart enough to steal my phone and dumb enough to get it confiscated. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML
Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me on Facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from Facebook for iPhone." FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Today, while on vacation with my family, my mother told me to put my phone in her purse, so it wouldn't get stolen. Someone stole her purse. FML
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
They tried to confiscate my phone and I said "No, no, no."
U_GotitDude 18
Can't you go get it back? FYL OP
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Comments (78)
Coolada 15
Here's to all you stuck up bitches. FIRST!
AwkwardPartyBear 24
...and first to get burried in thumbs.
RaggleFrock 13
That's so 2002. Can't you jut go to the rehab place and get your phone back?
unjustlychicken 10
People like you are why bitches are stuck up.
Clearly 7
Too bad your comment is just going to get moderated.
hopelessteej 8
that is the worst excuse for a first comment i have ever seen
U_GotitDude 18
Can't you go get it back? FYL OP
braja3249 4
You deserve it for the simple reason that you called your mother a dumbass. She brought your dumb ass up and cared for you your whole life, but just because she took your phone you're gonna bitch about it on the Internet? **** her life for having a kid like you.
XxDevilxXGt 26
No proof other than, you know, all the contacts Op has on it?
spazz666 18
And all the pictures.
lilhellian 27
Don't most phones have the emergency info stuff.. Like say op is found unconscious, who ever finds op can look at that..
hopelessteej 8
hahhhahaa she's just letting all her friends know shes made it safe and sound to rehab
Michele2luv 8
Can she really be all that dumb if she stole YOUR phone in the first place?
michael666 7
what does that have to do with anything? its pretty easy to steal a phone dumbass, especially from your daughter if she leaves it alone in the room, I hate you.
botanistjessica 24
Geez 46...what did #7 ever do to you?
xlord 27
well #7's comment really did escalate quickly.
JenkJenks 6
It didn't escalate that quickly! Gosh! I hate you!
whyusofat 17
So young so angryyy DAMN THAT RAP MUSIC!
saIty 17
Are you worried that you never cleared your history on your phone?
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I didn't even know Motherless had a mobile version ;)
Vashen 5
Which is why you password your phone :-)
chronosphere 18
its good he didnt get away with it
Dory123 9
Whose he?
bfsd42 20
My he.
lishajoy777 14
Sharing is caring, both her check in and your phone!
LovesSushi 25
Is she in rehab for stealing? I feel like this fml would be funnier if that was the case
thelittlebirdie 9
that's called "Jail"
LovesSushi 25
Crap, I was thinking of hoarding. Sorry about that, my bad.
etchsanity1 11
They have clepto rehab
LovesSushi 25
That's it! I really should not comment when I am delusional from lack of sleep.
mfischer 17
50, please read the second half of the first paragraph of my about me section.
JenkJenks 6
I'm too tired to read your about me. Sorry if you hate this comment, I'm just so exhausted.
sarkaar 30
It would be ironic and hilarious if she was in for facebook addiction.
Pleonasm 36
Not really ironic.
sarkaar 30
In my imaginary scenario, the mum would've stolen the phone to update her status as her phone would be at home if she were going into rehab for Facebook addiction. :-)
Pleonasm 36
But irony is when the exact opposite outcome happens in a situation to what you were expecting. Wouldn't it just be understandable that if she had a facebook addiciton to the point of needing rehab, she would do excessive things like steal a phone to go on facebook? The same way a drug addict strungling to break his addicition in rehab and stealing a phone to sell for a hit wouldn't be ironic, just sad. Or am I missing something?
sarkaar 30
I thought of it more as her using Facebook when she isn't supoosed to be doing it, hence the exact opposite of was expected to happen. Or I think I'm just being moronic about defending about my original statement. :P
RedPillSucks 33
situational irony noun irony involving a situation in which actions have an effect that is opposite from what was intended, so that the outcome is contrary to what was expected.
ambitiousnygrl 17
haha, yeah! She needed to get her fix!
Karma_Geddon 36
Because she needed to water her Farmville crops...
sophiekat 19
I didn't know you could "check in" to rehab on Facebook
dontpanic_fml 32
You can check into anything on Facebook
KiddNYC1O 22
A little ridiculous if you ask me...