Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
Today, my mother "checked in" to rehab on Facebook. The same rehab that told her to hand over her smartphone. The dumbass was smart enough to steal my phone and dumb enough to get it confiscated. FML
Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
Today, I found a topless photo of my mother on my phone. Thanks, iCloud. FML
Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML
Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today, while on vacation with my family, my mother told me to put my phone in her purse, so it wouldn't get stolen. Someone stole her purse. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML
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tucansamTommyG 12
I feel your pain my mother did that with my gameboy
nlm92 15
Time to take revenge via her Facebook status!!!!
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Comments (103)
Omniprism 15
Take that shit back. And I would tell at her for breaking your trust in her and having lack of respect for you.
Llama_Face89 34
Hey she could have been telling the truth, just omitted the fact she was the one who stole it at the mall...
tuckmyster99 3
I'd be so pissed I hate being lied to
nrwl_30 17
Revenge is a dish, best served cold.
Roxibella 6
Well.. It WAS stolen
kailarahne 19
I would throw a BF.
Joedbag 8
Steal it back.
lynds71 12
Well did she pay for that iPod? If she did then she was secretly taking it back...
Mira Lux 26
It like me giving you something, and then I take it back with out you knowing. That isn't right
eatandobey 6
I feel your pain. My mom is a bullshitter too.
AnnaMuffin 19
Take it back? She can never say it got stolen from her, because no one knows she had it in the first place.