Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
Today, my mother "checked in" to rehab on Facebook. The same rehab that told her to hand over her smartphone. The dumbass was smart enough to steal my phone and dumb enough to get it confiscated. FML
Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
Today, I found a topless photo of my mother on my phone. Thanks, iCloud. FML
Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML
Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today, while on vacation with my family, my mother told me to put my phone in her purse, so it wouldn't get stolen. Someone stole her purse. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML
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tucansamTommyG 12
I feel your pain my mother did that with my gameboy
nlm92 15
Time to take revenge via her Facebook status!!!!
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Comments (103)
cdalton 12
Revenge is a dish best served cold. At least she forgot to log out of Facebook.
Liiiiiiiiike 15
*sigh* Moms
ber4fun 23
Seems like it would have been easier for her to just buy her own then to constantly have to hide it from you and not be able to use it freely around the house for years. Some people...
awkwardturtle87 9
Don't you think sometime in the past few years, she could have bought one for herself?
slyde32 12
could've been engraved from when it was op's, or a few other distinguishing points proving it was op's ipod
VeganVampyre 27
But then why would she hide it? And even if that was the case, it still sucks that she would buy one for herself and not replace the one that got stolen from her child. When I was a kid my iPod actually did get stolen, and my mom replaced it for me as soon as she could afford to. I can't imagine her ever having stolen it herself or buying herself a new one when she knew how upset I was at losing mine.
CurlyQute 17
Hahahahaha sounds like something my mom would do...
ArashiGirl 13
Time to leave a nasty status on her wall! "Hey everyone! I'm a THIEF! I steal from my own children! 8D"
LaylaPerri 8
well hey, at least you found it
rabidpeach 5
so was it hers, she thought was stolen and you found it for her? saying "the ipod" doesn't mean the ipod was OP's... so good for you! glad you found it!
Zomg_Okay 27
It's pretty clear to anyone with an ounce of reading comprehension that the iPod is OP's.
PrettyAsAnOrchid 4
Today my dipshit husband told me the real reason he married me. It wasn't that he loved me, our moms pestering him, we'd been been together 6 years or that we had a kid. He found out a millionaire ex of mine wanted me back and was looking for me. FML.
TwentyFourBeerz 18
Awe, that's a good mom!