Today, my parents wouldn't stop making fun of my shy bladder by camping out in front of the bathroom door while I’m trying to pee. As a result, I haven’t peed in 10 hours and my bladder is going to explode. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at the age of 22, if I need to pee, I have less than a minute to get to a toilet before I pee myself. It’s been like that since I was a kid and my family won’t stop making fun of me for not growing out of it. FML
Today, I used the upstairs bathroom rather than the downstairs one, which was in close earshot of my parents. When I came out, my mom angrily asked why I used that bathroom. I explained to her that I have shy bladder, and she said, "That’s not a real thing. I can go even with someone watching." FML
Today, I swear I’m going to just refuse to use the toilet when my mom is home on principle because whenever I go, no matter the time of day or night, that will be the exact moment she's bursting for a pee, and needs me out "NOW NOW NOW!" I haven’t had a relaxing, uninterrupted shit in almost a month. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Today, I went to the store. In the span of 10 minutes, I went from not needing to pee, to pissing myself in the middle of the crowded store. It wasn’t even just a little bit, it was a full-on stream, and there were no toilets in this store. I’m only 24. FML
Today, I had an ultrasound which required me to have a full bladder. I arrived on time, bladder full, only to be stuck in waiting room limbo for 40 mins. I nearly exploded. FML
Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML
Today, I have to get an ultrasound at the hospital. In order to get a clear picture, I need to have a full bladder. I've been waiting my turn for 2 hours now, desperately needing to pee. There are still multiple patients ahead of me. FML
Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML
Today, I woke up at night to go to the toilet. My Dad was doing his thing with the toilet door wide open. I saw, screamed at the top of my lungs and peed my pants in horror. Now my throat hurts and I'm too embarrassed to look at him. FML
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Top comments
Braydon Stewart 5
pretend you are going to take a shower. turn the shower on, then go pee while it's running.
Guillaume Deschênes 7
get out of the bathroom (trust me on this one) discreetly pour water in front of the kitchen sink (I know more flowing water won't help in the short run but it'll pay out in the long run ) tell your parents the kitchen sink is leaking they'll focus on that and you'll be in peace to piss
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Guillaume Deschênes 7
get out of the bathroom (trust me on this one) discreetly pour water in front of the kitchen sink (I know more flowing water won't help in the short run but it'll pay out in the long run ) tell your parents the kitchen sink is leaking they'll focus on that and you'll be in peace to piss
alex_jaguara 33
Maybe you can relax somehow. Lock the door so noone could barge in, get headphones to listen to music and close your eyes to isolate yourself.
Braydon Stewart 5
pretend you are going to take a shower. turn the shower on, then go pee while it's running.
cuz803 46
Pee on them to see if they continue to quip about it
bleachedraven 14
All good suggestions. Not being able to pee for hours is uncomfortable.
Marcella1016 32
My favorite is the “Pee on them and see if they continue to quip about it” 😂😂🤣
bleachedraven 14
😂
mando 10
If that were me, I would not appreciate my parents trying to get involved with my bathroom habits. They need to leave you alone.
Lexxxiii 23
Theyre weird for wanting to hear you go to the bathroom anyways just doesn’t seem right
mando 10
it is weird
BurnInDemonFire 39
Noise-cancelling headphones. Or just piss in their bed until they learn to leave you alone.
mando 10
🤣piss in their bed 🤣
Jon Tessler 14
what they are doing to you is abusive, and can cause you to have medical issues such as a UTI, and can lead to a weakened bladder.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
That's not good for your kidneys. I wonder if there is some sort of medication you can take, if one of the other suggestions on here doesn't work.