unlucky
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Trial and mainly error
Today, I have done enough trials to confirm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Danielle
🌶️ Spicy
Barf
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
mikeycoco
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML
Anon
🌶️ Spicy
Classic move
Today, after being severely depressed for a week, I was having sex with my boyfriend when got so anxious that I threw up. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sick sex, dude
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML
Anonymous
Paris, France 🌶️ Spicy
Some people are into that sort of thing
Today, I was having rough sex when I breathed too heavily with a dry throat, and puked on the bed. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Embrace your kink
Today, I don’t know what’s wrong with me, I can only have sex with really fat men, because that’s what turns me on, yet as soon as the sex is over, through no fault of theirs, I have to run to the toilet to be sick because I can’t believe what I just had sex with. I’m so messed up in the head. FML
Foxy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML
Anonymous
Santa Barbara, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband wanted me to "spice up" our sex life. I guess he didn't count on me vomiting when he came in my mouth. We won't be getting intimate again for a long, long time now. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
You sure you wanna do this?
Today, my husband finally was ready to have sex, even though he feels it's a bit weird because I'm pregnant. Due to morning sickness, I threw up all over him. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I discovered after four hours of vomiting that it is very much possible to vomit so hard you can't help but shit in your trousers. My boyfriend is currently staying over, too. FML
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xstream 5
doesn't matter had sex
dookiedoo 0
How does one volunteer to participate in such trials?
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xstream 5
doesn't matter had sex
indielove 13
At least you're not puking during sex.
armyofficerwife 0
Still counts!!!
boofgall 16
Odd. I wonder what causes that.
elidine 0
Stop swallowing.
fymother 13
Could be a cardiac condition like an arrhythmia. A sensation of pressure in your chest and/or throat may make you throw up after "exercise."
amoscore 5
Must be having sex when drunk.
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Kinky puke fetish anyone?
Keyman1212 14
Having sex with a pile of manure would probably make most people puke.
Cmdr_Shepard 17
I love the Lonely Island but posting "Doesn't matter, had sex" EVERY time someone posts a sex FML is getting really old. Find some better material.
Choose_Wisely 5
56 - deal with it
urdirtyolduncle 15
Ease up on the crazy radio sex, cowboy.
manicethemage 9
Think she might have been a racist
Mayjay122 7
oh thats naaaaasty
everett0826 0
Damn straight.
rogo35 0
Boooooooo
kickassnumerouno 0
45: yes! SuperHorny after puking.
primadonna9396 16
This is what I figured. OP either needs to gain weight, lose weight, or see a doctor before s/he ends up dead on top of a hooker.
dookiedoo 0
How does one volunteer to participate in such trials?
BigManny94 0
Haha
leadman1989 16
I'm sorry these are closed... but I'm glad to inform you that the contract you signed has Gaea teed you a spot in the aperture sicence trial. *tries to run *trap door opens And remember there's cake at the end. :)
leadman1989 16
Meant guaranteed
rayne2021 5
meant science?
leadman1989 16
Lol, yeah when i went back to proof read I kinda stopped at Gaea teed and went WHAT THE F? Ruined a decent one with my terrible grammar. :(
geracam10 3
You have 69 likes haha. I didnt like it just so it would stay so
Achan_fml 5
Not immature but rather useless
kittykat1501 31
They did the trials to themselves. Duh
torikushi 7
At least you had sex.
TherealMort 0
Sex is only good when you take your vitamins! Stop by my pharmacy I might have some.
qazaq 1
Probably out of shape, sex is strenuous activity
thisisafunnyname 12
maybe op throws up cause the sex sucks so much
DoorMatCat 3
it could be worse. they could puke DURING sex.
kickassnumerouno 0
Hey, look, it's Hitler!
kaprookie 3
Well, I like turtles.
sunsetsbetween56 3
You should probably bring you "findings" to your PCP.
lazy_ella 7
Go and see a doctor
lovepotion75 4
I wonder if that's the same for masturbation?
Mister_Triangle 21
Pics or it's not a real scientific trial
Savra_fml 17
Sex or oral sex? I think it's your reflex that is playing up.
IKickPuppiesHard 16
Some people are into after sex pukes. Its like an after sex cigg accept instead of getting lung cancer you just become depressed. So....pretty much the same thing. Good Luck!
audiophileMom 11
If OP is female she should get a smaller partner.
imcutefml 0
Or if they are gay...
Mister_Triangle 21
I'm available! (if OP's female, that is)