Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed in Charlie Brown's ghost costume, a white sheet with holes all over. I got beat up for dressing like a member of the KKK. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML
Today, it's Halloween. I get bullied every day and this was no exception, but this time I got beat up so hard I bled. Everyone thought it was part of my costume. FML
Today, I dressed up as a ghost and walked down the street to meet my friends. A dog somehow got loose and decided my "flowy" costume was the perfect chew toy. I spent the evening dodging an overly enthusiastic dog and getting barked at. FML
Today, I was walking to my friend's Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML
Today, I went to a theme party where everyone wore white shirts and brought markers to draw on them. I didn't know many people there but I still went around drawing on people's shirts. After a few hours, someone finally drew on my shirt. They wrote "I'm scary." FML
Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML
Today, I tried to boycott an 80's theme party by wearing my regular clothes. Everyone said they loved my costume. FML
Today, I saw photos of my roommate a recent party. OK, I'll admit I'm a little dark-skinned, but was it really necessary for him to color his face in black marker so he could go as "me" for a Halloween party? FML
Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML
Today, I got a call from my friend who invited me to a theme party. It was a goth theme, and I decided to get real into it. I put on a trench coat, black skin tight pants, and black paint under the eyes. When I got there I was greeted by a kid in a pink popped collar. It wasn't a theme party. FML
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gracehi 33
At least you weren't mistaken for Swiss cheese. You'd have been eaten.
allie2590 31
At least the misunderstanding was cleared up before you actually became a ghost. Holy sheet!
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Comments (72)
gracehi 33
At least you weren't mistaken for Swiss cheese. You'd have been eaten.
incoherentrmblr 22
If they had gunned him down he might've looked like Swiss cheese in the end...
typical_girl_ 19
That was cheesy
allie2590 31
At least the misunderstanding was cleared up before you actually became a ghost. Holy sheet!
wanted_2_want 40
Plot twist: OP is black, while his friends are whites.
sarah5745 41
Oh well, at least there's another year to perfect your costume..
sayyestothedress 24
And a whole year's worth of plotting to get revenge on the people who beat OP up!
lovelyvampire 16
I am curious now as to where in America you live.
meli1195 31
it says Illinois...
drmisin 5
Not on my phone.
lovelyvampire 16
my phone only says the united states
garrett_8614 14
It says Illinois. Let's just hope is wasn't Chicago
DestinyNiya 33
At least you're actually still alive.
prettyinpinkxoxo 9
Whether or not the sheet on the top of your head was pointy or not your going to need to be more observant of your costume choice...
Thorzix 23
Not really people just need to stop seeing racism where there isn't any. Society nowadays is offended by the slightest thing, smh.
sjbartholome 14
I agree that the racism sensitivity meter is high with a lot of people but racism still exists today!
nooniebird 8
That sucks. Hope you're feeling okkk.
tony1891 22
good grief Charlie brown.
Flowtastic 16
YDI for having a coned head
Morning_fml 22
White bed sheets don't have coned-heads, #10.
Flowtastic 16
No but the OP seems to
domolovesyoshi 33
Or the people who beat op up were just stupid over sensitive assholes
RA91 26
That sucks..I would have stuck with just straight up Charlie Brown.