Today, I was yelled at and fired by my boss. He claimed that I've been sleeping with his wife. I've never met his wife. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss/husband fired me from my job because I didn't sleep with him last night. FML
Today, my boss told me I had to fire my co-worker. I didn't want to do it, but I didn't want to lose my job. I told my co-worker that the boss said we had to let him go. He told me that he had sex with my wife. My wife didn't deny it. FML
Today, I woke up to a phone call from my boss's wife. She demanded to know how long we'd been sleeping together. When I denied her allegations, she screamed that she knew all about my "history of sleeping with married men." I'm a virgin and I have to work with him tomorrow. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, my boss fired me for "disrespecting" him after I told him to fuck off. This would be understandable, if I hadn't said it when he was at my house for dinner, harassing my wife with suggestive poses, heavily implied comments, and trying to put his hand on her crotch. FML
Today, a huge and angry man stormed into my work and threatened to kill me if I didn't stop sleeping with his wife. He then threatened to come back and kick my ass if I so much as texted his wife again. The problem is, I'm married, have never cheated and I work for my wife's father. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. He had a huge smile on his face, so I assumed I was going to get promoted. He then sat down, and told me that he had been sleeping with my wife for the last three months. He still had a huge smile on his face. FML
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
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JuliaKay14 33
If you’re in the US it seems like grounds for a wrongful termination lawsuit.
RichardPencil 32
Maybe she works at the glory hole that you frequent?
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Comments (10)
JuliaKay14 33
If you’re in the US it seems like grounds for a wrongful termination lawsuit.
Charlie Coffman_1920149595 18
most states in the USA are "at will" which means they can absolutely be fired for any reason. especially "sleeping with the bosses wife"..... even more especially since "adultery" is not included in the protected classes
Mungolikecandy 19
Most states in the U.S. you can be fired if you wear a pink shirt and the boss does not like pink. It is only if it is discriminatory and can be proven to be such there is any recourse (which is rare).
mas12806 24
Op could sue even if he WAS sleeping with boss’ wife
0neiros 14
Can you not read? OP has never even met the bosses wife. At will is not a passport to fire someone for false allegations. This is wrongful termination AND Slander and cn/will cost the boss and company a lot of money.
RichardPencil 32
Maybe she works at the glory hole that you frequent?
Lora Wood 11
After years of Republican government Michiganders have no prevailing wage for public construction projects. Holliday pay is not mandatory either. People get fired because they showed up for many years and got the promised wage increases. Out you go there's a hungry line behind you.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Or did you meet his wife and not know that's who she was? :D
Agata Choosy Grillo 1
The frame is totally hilarious!!
0neiros 14
This is easy - next day you show up for work as usual. Put your phone on video record, he comes out and yells at you saying "I fired you for sleeping with my wife." You scream back "I'm recording this (making it admissible in court). For the Record I've never met your wife, and if I am fired, I''m going to sue you and the company for wrongful termination and Slander. Do you REALLY want to follow this course of action? Because I will wind up with everything you own and I mean EVERYTHING!!! Now I'm going to my desk, you can either knock this crap off, or call the cops and have me removed. BTW police reports make wonderful evidence in wrongful termination lawsuits of this sort." Then go to your desk, he calls the cops, get a copy of the police report. An follow through on everything starting with going to the stat labor board.