Today, I asked my mom to buy me new shorts. She bought fluffy bubble shorts. I'm a 20 year-old guy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom cut off the legs of all my pants, because she says I don't show enough skin for guys. I'm now forced to wear jaggedly cut shorts that barely cover my thighs until I can buy new ones. FML
Today, my mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of my clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank top. We're going to a very prestigious golf course and she won't change. FML
Today, for my 18th birthday my mum gave me a black lace thong. I'm a guy. FML
Today, while grocery shopping, my Dad asked me what I wanted for 'Din-Dins' while scratching his nuts. In a crowded aisle. Wearing short shorts. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, I asked my mom if she thought I looked skinny in my shorts. She jiggled my leg fat, looked up at me and walked away. FML
Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML
Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML
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Top comments
xicor 1
Why can't you buy your own damn shorts. You're an adult
mike3775 39
I don’t by my adult kids clothes, except as gifts for birthday/Christmas, and even then, only when that’s what they tell me they want. At 20, you should be buying your own clothes. Enjoy the fluffy bubble shorts, you deserve it
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Comments (19)
xicor 1
Why can't you buy your own damn shorts. You're an adult
Wobba1470 11
Why didn’t you do this?
Jr Malvitz 15
could be they had the money on them and mom was leaving the retail store and asked her to buy them and he pay her back
mike3775 39
I don’t by my adult kids clothes, except as gifts for birthday/Christmas, and even then, only when that’s what they tell me they want. At 20, you should be buying your own clothes. Enjoy the fluffy bubble shorts, you deserve it
EinVoegelein 8
How is that a FML? Either start buying your own clothes or get over your insecurities about what people think of your shorts.
whiskey'swino 15
Grow a pair, then go purchase a pair like a grown man.
RichardPencil 32
Wear the damn shorts! Mom usually has better fashion sense than you, so look sharp stylin’ your new, hot look!
IrieStorm 9
You're a 20 year old guy, you can buy your own shorts.
Sinshine 28
Buy your own clothes and you get the clothes you want.
Paul ven 7
what a baby
draghkar 18
Your mom sounds fun. Is she single?