Today, I woke up and looked over to see the "beautiful girl" I slept with last night. Turns out it was the obsessive girl from my class with a man-face I had avoided all semester. In conclusion, beer goggles are very real and very powerful. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after having some drinks at the club, I went home with this awesome girl. When I woke up, I thought the house looked really familiar. It belonged to my ex's younger sister. FML
Today, I was at a fraternity party, and one of the hosts said over the loudspeaker, "Turn to the person next to you and picture them naked, then drink a beer if the mental image disturbs you." I turned, only to be face-to-face with my ex-boyfriend. He drank two beers. FML
Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find a very gorgeous girl in my bed. Her only words to me were "did anything happen?" When I replied yes she began to cry. Nice to know I was someone's rock bottom. FML
Today, I was at a bar, when a heavily drunk guy came up to me and slurred "Fuucckkk lady, your face... not even with beer goggles!" FML
Today, I woke up around 5am from a party I had last night, still quite drunk. This chick was lying next to me from the night before. I kissed her, and about a minute and a half into some heavy making out, she opened her eyes and said, "Oh, it's you." Then got up and walked out. FML
Today, I woke up in a girl's bed, who I've had a crush on for two years. She was sleeping on the floor with someone else. FML
Today, I woke up from a night of heavy drinking to find my girlfriend dumped me. Apparently I drunk-called her last night and told her that someone as beautiful as her could be with someone way better than me. She agreed. FML
Today, I woke up when the guy I had spent the night with slid out of bed. When he realized I was awake, he looked down at me, shook his head, and said "I've gotta lay off the beer..." FML
Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML
Today, I woke up next to a slumbering girl I had just met the night before. She had all the covers on top of her and I was cold. Not only was I cold, but the sheets were really cold. So I got up and realized she'd peed a drunken night's worth of beer all over my sheets. FML
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Rosie_Posie43 12
Still a better love story than Twilight.
IntoTheClouds 42
YDI for getting drunk enough to sleep with someone you wouldn't want to sleep with sober.
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Comments (89)
Rosie_Posie43 12
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Cairo_Sanchez 8
Good luck trying to get her off you now
demonte252 1
True story
bignut24 13
I don't knw bout that I'll rather sleep with Kristen Stewart than an obese man faced girl
Spockx 4
He said obsessive, not obese
princessbits 17
Today, I got a guy from class drunk enough to sleep with me. Ilml/I love my life
koolkat27 13
52- Kristen Stewart is disgusting.
IntoTheClouds 42
YDI for getting drunk enough to sleep with someone you wouldn't want to sleep with sober.
Posthuman 26
Drunken actions are...well drunken actions
yodas0da 12
good luck getting rid of her now haha
KMtheDrummer 6
Which is like one drink.
unknown_user5566 27
2- I agree. If OP drank enough to mask the identity of this girl, I'm surprised he didn't have to go to the hospital.
RS808 6
I've always watched my drunk friends from a sober point of view, and it has seriously discouraged me from becoming an alcoholic. Stories like this are one reason why. Lmao, suck to be you, OP, but a definite YDI.
dragonfuego 11
65- I bet you haven't drunk much alcohol. From experience, you can be so drunk you don't even remember the night before, or that you slept with your girlfriends sister and best friend. I woke up feeling great, but still have no memory of the event.
Docbee 11
Being an alcoholic would make her pretty forever! Except for the side effects, it's a fool-proof plan!
ebonyirony 29
who needs a liver?
Sandman366 6
Yeah, aside from having no money and being permanently impaired, it works great!
RentaName 15
Hope you wore protection.
Posthuman 26
Protection doesn't protect him from the worst STD of all: obsession with him
free2speak 14
Abort mission: he stuck his dick in crazy.
ebonyirony 29
well, "cool guy" how cool do you feel now?
MelTheGreat 23
Hopefully he doesn't feel a burning sensation.
RedPillSucks 33
He got stuck inside a hunka hunka burning love
emeraldisle 30
Excuse, excuses. You've secretly wanted her all semester. Admit it.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I love my women with for facial hair than myself. But the biggest turn on for me has to be a gal rockin a handle bar mustache. Mmm..haha.
capper44 18
#7 you reminds me of raj in the latest big bang theory episodes lol
emeraldisle 30
I've never heard of that show.
zee16 4
Do you live under rock! How do you not know that show?
emeraldisle 30
I'm not an American. I don't really watch American tv that much anyway.
GoldenGrizzly 7
There name is Emerald Isle... so maybe they don't get Big Bang in Ireland?
nado13579 12
55- I highly recommend watching that show then. It's hilarious! :D
Posthuman 26
That's one hell of a hangover, seeing man-faced obsessive chicks after a night of drinking. Oh wait, she's actually there. Still one hell of a hangover
BananerzFresh 12
Oh man. Now she is really never going to leave you alone...
xKites 4
Classic alcohol related story.....
Enslaved 38
Maybe you did such a bad job having sex with her that she's bow out peacefully! Who am I kidding? You're screwed for getting screwed!
TheDrifter 24
Not necessarily. I've had mornings where I looked over and thought/said "oh shit" and then she woke up and said "oh shit". Mutual shame is a very real, and in this case beneficial, possibility.
Enslaved 38
I think you're over looking the obsession this girl had all semester. She now probably thinks it was meant to be and will be singing, "Yeah, baby give me one more night"!