Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML
Late bloomer
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
Time just flies by
Today, I found out the girl I like is in love with someone else. Five weeks ago, she told me she's never been in love. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, I found out the girl I met online, who I spent hours talking to every day for the past 2 months, and who I fell in love with is actually my gay roomate. He says if I could fall in love with "her", I can fall in love with him. It doesn't work that way, dickhead. FML
How the turntables…
Today, I learned that the girl who severely bullied me in highschool for being a lesbian just came out as a lesbian. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
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Ariane89 0
It took you 6 months to find out this person was gay? What did you guys talk about? The weather?
emoose 1
wow im so sorry but ive got one for you i liked a girl who didnt have the same feelings so i moved on to another girl who gave the same reaction...i learned a few months after that they were both gay...together
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Comments (80)
ncbb14 13
Same thing happened to me
cunningchick 1
You mean a lesbian,
jenniferunicorn 5
turn her bi ?
MissAmz 7
Oh well, at least you know it isn't you.. She isn't attracted to males in general. Life goes on. :)
stickytack 7
It's called lesbian you idiot.
cardinal_jade 5
Try to turn her bi ;) best of both worlds lol
hellmate 12
you cant turn someone bi
AmyLeeEvFan 0
Great ******* job, OP.
Ltsdragons 19
I'm lesbian meh. Never dated a guy. Whenever they ask I just tell them flat out I'm gay and they're like oh and walk away
hellmate 12
ive been trying to date guys that happen to be straight... this crap happens both ways dont worry
Sir_Swaggington 6
If you had been honest about your intentions, she would have told you from the beginning. YDI.