Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML
Late bloomer
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
Time just flies by
Today, I found out the girl I like is in love with someone else. Five weeks ago, she told me she's never been in love. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, I found out the girl I met online, who I spent hours talking to every day for the past 2 months, and who I fell in love with is actually my gay roomate. He says if I could fall in love with "her", I can fall in love with him. It doesn't work that way, dickhead. FML
How the turntables…
Today, I learned that the girl who severely bullied me in highschool for being a lesbian just came out as a lesbian. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
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Ariane89 0
It took you 6 months to find out this person was gay? What did you guys talk about? The weather?
emoose 1
wow im so sorry but ive got one for you i liked a girl who didnt have the same feelings so i moved on to another girl who gave the same reaction...i learned a few months after that they were both gay...together
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Comments (80)
twilightluver347 7
whipping out 'junk' wont make a girl strait it will make her never want to look at u. no matter how much U like it. (me responding to the person b4)
thinkpink1 0
a girl can't be gay aight?? when it's a girl with a girl it's called lesbian. guy with guy is gay. if u are willing to be with either one than it's called bisexual.
Br8y16 0
Nice
Brvnczy 0
You're a sad soul if it took you 6 months to figure it out!
Brvnczy 0
at #38- Gay is a universal term for homosexual, so Idk where you got your logic about terminology, but it's not completely correct. Plenty of my friends are womyn and identify as gay or queer, not lesbian. You people and your labels.
LittleMarshmallo 0
howd yhu find out, imean, its not like, yhu see a girl: 'oh, shes gay' and still, 6 months?! ö whattafack D:
CRlovers123 0
YDI for not getting to know the girl enough!
Technocidal 0
no one suggested a threesome yet? wow, that's new
marleyvk 0
Chasing Amy anyone?
angel55033 12
better late than never? or maybe you can make her change over? lol nah forget the last part haha