Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML
Late bloomer
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
Time just flies by
Today, I found out the girl I like is in love with someone else. Five weeks ago, she told me she's never been in love. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, I found out the girl I met online, who I spent hours talking to every day for the past 2 months, and who I fell in love with is actually my gay roomate. He says if I could fall in love with "her", I can fall in love with him. It doesn't work that way, dickhead. FML
How the turntables…
Today, I learned that the girl who severely bullied me in highschool for being a lesbian just came out as a lesbian. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
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Ariane89 0
It took you 6 months to find out this person was gay? What did you guys talk about? The weather?
emoose 1
wow im so sorry but ive got one for you i liked a girl who didnt have the same feelings so i moved on to another girl who gave the same reaction...i learned a few months after that they were both gay...together
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Comments (80)
Nacirema20 0
awww... that sux... :-/ FYL, liking someone whos gay, sux!! :-/ cuz u know you'll NEVER get them... :-/ i feel the same way about Adam Lambert... :-/ lol, of course even if he WAS strait i'd never get him anyway...
amaneylandx3 0
I miss michael jackson.
BeccaEatsGlitter 0
random? Haha I love how we're talking about gay kids then I see you mention Michael Jackson.. Like what the faack. (:
Smiley011 0
you've got quite an ego my friend if someone's gay, a little "junk" wont make her straight. it would probably disgust her :P
doggie3 0
And that would be why it didn't work. Two options here. Just drop it, or become a woman.
Popsiclese 0
well at least thats why shes not dating
twilightluver347 7
Awkward... lol
Xuphra 0
The girl is gay?
jhon316 0
gay as in homosexual gay doesn't jut mean guy on guy dumb ass so ya that's why it's calle gay pride
VacuumNinja 0
You really shouldn't call people "dumb ass" when you're a rude moron that can't type worth a shit.
bossybanks 0
fyl gay pride!!!!